PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eliott Leighton (ranked 2832 p4p, 2063 weight class) and Slimed Undies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leighton's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Leighton
vs
Undies

191 cm
41
204
27 - 22 - 0

180 cm
22
190
4 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 22 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eliott Leighton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimed Undies!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leighton misses with an uppercut.
Leighton swings for the body but Undies moves out of range.
Undies unleashes a big counter combination but Leighton bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Leighton tries to close the distance and clinch up but Undies swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Leighton cracks Undies with an open hand slap.
Undies throws a series of punches but Leighton avoids them all with ease.
Leighton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Undies will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Leighton is looking for a counter combo.
Leighton throws a lazy head kick
and Undies counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Leighton misses with an uppercut
and Undies makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

Undies sends Leighton crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Undies is motioning to the referee to let Leighton up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Leighton is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leighton uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Oh Leighton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice straight punches there by Leighton. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Leighton.
Leighton is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Undies just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Leighton has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Slimed Undies!
Slimed Undies decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.