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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 494 p4p, 328 weight class) and Tor KillsInWater (ranked 68 p4p, 45 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tor KillsInWater!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Sano and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater connects with a crisp jab.
Meat Boy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A jab from KillsInWater does it's job there.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
A lazy left from KillsInWater finds it's target.
KillsInWater takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy throws a good cross that connects.
KillsInWater lands a high kick!
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater lands a right hand.
A nice left hand lands by KillsInWater.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch.
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch.
KillsInWater gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy lands a body punch in the clinch.
KillsInWater looks winded!
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy clinches up with KillsInWater and pushes him back against the cage.
KillsInWater is trying to break free.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy gets a clinch.
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but KillsInWater circles away and keeps his distance.
KillsInWater connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with KillsInWater against the cage.
Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
KillsInWater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and KillsInWater moves out of range easily.
Meat Boy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
KillsInWater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meat Boy in his tracks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donk. KillsInWater catches Meat Boy right on the button with a cross.
KillsInWater lands a jab to the nose.
KillsInWater with a jab.
KillsInWater has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by KillsInWater.
Meat Boy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but KillsInWater has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from KillsInWater.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
KillsInWater slips a straight right by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy throws an off balance right hand
and KillsInWater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
KillsInWater clinches up with Meat Boy and pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy stalling against the cage.
Meat Boy working aggressively here.
Meat Boy prevents KillsInWater from breaking the clinch.
KillsInWater manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick that misses.
KillsInWater with a nice cross.
Meat Boy forces KillsInWater back against the cage and clinches.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of KillsInWaters head.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
KillsInWater blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but KillsInWater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
KillsInWater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick misses from KillsInWater.
Meat Boy throwing a counter right hand but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
KillsInWater plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
KillsInWater connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Meat Boy momentarily.
KillsInWater misses with the combination.
KillsInWater ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
KillsInWater throws a shot to the body.
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donk. Meat Boy catches KillsInWater right on the button with a cross.
KillsInWater slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
KillsInWater avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
KillsInWater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy pushes KillsInWater back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
KillsInWater misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy taking a breather.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
Our sources have told us that Meat Boy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Good body shot from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater breaks the clinch.
KillsInWater is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Meat Boy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with KillsInWater against the cage.
Meat Boy throws a punch but it's blocked by KillsInWater.
Meat Boy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Meat Boy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath KillsInWater's ribcage. KillsInWater let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
KillsInWater prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Good body shot from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy clinches up with KillsInWater and pushes him back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tor KillsInWater will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A punch combination from KillsInWater misses.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
KillsInWater paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Meat Boy moves out of range of the strikes.
KillsInWater with a hook.
KillsInWater scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Meat Boy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but KillsInWater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Meat Boy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
KillsInWater manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised KillsInWater's leg. KillsInWater is trying to keep his angry face on.
KillsInWater plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
KillsInWater is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good work by KillsInWater as he checks the leg kick.
KillsInWater has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
KillsInWater lands a nice hook to Meat Boy's body. Meat Boy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meat Boy misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater misses with a wild body shot.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
KillsInWater changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
KillsInWater throws a hook but Meat Boy blocks it.
KillsInWater tries a head kick but it misses.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with KillsInWater.
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses.
Meat Boy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. KillsInWater manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
KillsInWater throws a body punch but Meat Boy moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat Boy.
The fighters circling - KillsInWater throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
KillsInWater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for KillsInWater. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
KillsInWater is looking to break free of the clinch but Meat Boy has double underhooks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A frustrated look appears on KillsInWater's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
KillsInWater fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meat Boy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
KillsInWater is breathing heavily.
KillsInWater throws an overhand right that lands on Meat Boy's shoulder, as Meat Boy tries to avoid the shot.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Tor KillsInWater is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
KillsInWater connects with a body shot that sends Meat Boy's belly button to the back.
KillsInWater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy needs to keep his hands up - KillsInWater had a free shot at his head there.
KillsInWater tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Meat Boy stalling.
Meat Boy has a couple of punches blocked by KillsInWater.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater lands a body punch in the clinch.
KillsInWater keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Meat Boy's efforts to push away.
Meat Boy tries to circle away but KillsInWater has him pinned against the cage.
Meat Boy stalling against the cage.
Meat Boy cracks KillsInWater with a nice body shot.
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
KillsInWater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
KillsInWater connects with the punch.
Meat Boy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Meat Boy prevents KillsInWater from breaking the clinch.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as KillsInWater controls the action.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but KillsInWater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Meat Boy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy is trying to maintain a safe position but KillsInWater gets an underhook and turns Meat Boy into the cage.
KillsInWater is trying to break free.
KillsInWater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
KillsInWater lands with a left to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Meat Boy throws a head punch that misses.
KillsInWater is trying to push Meat Boy away but Meat Boy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of KillsInWaters head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
KillsInWater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
KillsInWater lands an overhand right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Tor KillsInWater will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
KillsInWater getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meat Boy. Meat Boy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater moves out of range.
Meat Boy wants to clinch but KillsInWater slips to the side
and KillsInWater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meat Boy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meat Boy wants to clinch.
Meat Boy has KillsInWater up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite KillsInWater's efforts to push away.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside.
KillsInWater being controlled against the cage.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as KillsInWater controls his hands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside.
KillsInWater breaks the clinch.
KillsInWater keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but KillsInWater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but KillsInWater circles away and keeps his distance.
KillsInWater connects with a high kick.
KillsInWater throws a series of punches but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
KillsInWater avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy avoids the head kick by KillsInWater.
Nice shot lands for KillsInWater.
KillsInWater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meat Boy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Meat Boy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
KillsInWater takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and KillsInWater moves out of range easily.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
KillsInWater blocks the body kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from KillsInWater! But no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater lands the left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy misses with some punches.
KillsInWater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
KillsInWater stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meat Boy lands with a nice body punch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Meat Boy wants to clinch but KillsInWater slips to the side
and KillsInWater counters with a one-two to the body.
Meat Boy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. KillsInWater doesn't seem bothered though.
Meat Boy lands a really nice looking cross but KillsInWater seems unphased.
KillsInWater misses with a few strikes there.
KillsInWater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meat Boy manages to avoid it.
Meat Boy is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
KillsInWater keeps the fight on the outside.
KillsInWater avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Meat Boy wants to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meat Boy has KillsInWater up against the cage in a clinch.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater tries to break free but Meat Boy pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy taking a breather.
A nice left hand lands by Meat Boy.
Super Meat Boy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
KillsInWater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
KillsInWater throws a series of punches but Meat Boy avoids them all with ease.
Meat Boy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
KillsInWater uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Meat Boy has time to react.
Meat Boy tries to clinch
and KillsInWater counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
A short body shot lands from KillsInWater as the two fighters clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands with a right to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
KillsInWater lands a hook that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Meat Boy fails to land.
A short right from KillsInWater on the inside.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
KillsInWater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
KillsInWater lands with a cross.
KillsInWater lands a high kick!
Super Meat Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meat Boy misses with a left hand
and KillsInWater counters with a left to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
KillsInWater ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater feints a jab promting Meat Boy to slip. KillsInWater then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Meat Boy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick
and KillsInWater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tor KillsInWater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got KillsInWater winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tor KillsInWater!
Tor KillsInWater seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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