PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Feynman (ranked 2086 p4p, 2709 weight class) and Techno Viking (ranked 227 p4p, 292 weight class). Richard Feynman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Feynman
vs
Viking

192 cm
29
280
13 - 6 - 0

199 cm
36
279
26 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Feynman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Techno Viking!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viking throws a shot to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Feynman misses the target.
Viking throws a head kick that misses.
Viking is looking to clinch but Feynman is avoiding it.
Viking throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Richard Feynman has been cut.
Viking takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Richard Feynman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Viking throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Viking keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Viking appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Feynman throws a right and a left that Viking avoids nicely.
Viking clobbers Feynman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Viking throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Viking throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Oooooh!!! Feynman has knocked Viking down with a huge combo! Feynman steps away and waves a wobbly Viking back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Viking is rocked!

It looks like Techno Viking has been cut.
Nice uppercut there from Viking.
Viking is still on wobbly legs! Can Feynman finish him?
Viking avoids a punch combination nicely.
Viking avoids a punch combination nicely.
Viking throws a sloppy head kick and Feynman moves out of range easily.
Feynman connects with a stiff jab that staggers Viking - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Richard Feynman!
An out of breath Richard Feynman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.