PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boxing Man (ranked 2877 p4p, 2381 weight class) and Jonny Picogram (ranked 410 p4p, 355 weight class). Boxing Man could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jonny Picogram's chin.

Man
vs
Picogram

188 cm
37
213
15 - 11 - 0

194 cm
34
210
7 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Boxing Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonny Picogram!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Picogram fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Man on the side of the head.

It looks like Boxing Man has been cut.
Picogram throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donk. Picogram catches Man right on the button with a cross.
Picogram fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Man misses with a straight right.
Man slips under a jab from Picogram.
Picogram does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A big left from Picogram misses.
A swing and a miss from Picogram.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Picogram dips to his left and cracks Man with an uppercut!
Picogram throws a body shot but no joy.
Picogram misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Picogram just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Picogram looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
Picogram takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man swings widly with a right hand
letting Picogram counter with a right hand.
Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Picogram loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Man throwing a counter right hand but Picogram manages to avoid it.
Man slips under a jab from Picogram.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Picogram takes a jab right on the kisser.
Man misses the jab.
Picogram closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Man out cold! Man corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jonny Picogram!
Jonny Picogram spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.