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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Muhammad Jabbar (ranked 221 p4p, 134 weight class) and Barack Obaminator (ranked 29 p4p, 15 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jabbar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to SERIAL KILLERS. Obaminator comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Muhammad Jabbar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jabbar falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a big head kick but Jabbar shrugs it off.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good, hard body kick but Jabbar shrugs it off.
Jabbar lands a glancing blow to the side of Obaminator's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Jabbar moved out of range nicely.
Jabbar was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jabbar misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Jabbar moved out of range nicely.
Jabbar is looking to counter the offense by Obaminator and move into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jabbar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Jabbar throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Jabbar has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jabbar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice jab there from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a good cross that connects.
Obaminator throws a lazy right hand but Jabbar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jabbar.
Obaminator has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jabbar was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Jabbar swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jabbar misses with a left hand
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jabbar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jabbar misses the body punch
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Jabbar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Obaminator misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jabbar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
A combination from Jabbar does no damage.
Obaminator throws a sloppy body shot
and Jabbar counters with a left to the body.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jabbar lands with a nice body punch.
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jabbar lands with a straight right. Obaminator didn't see that one coming.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jabbar.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar cracks a nice hook into Obaminator's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator throws a right and a left that Jabbar avoids nicely.
Obaminator bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jabbar's head.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jabbar counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jabbar misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Jabbar is just out of range.
Jabbar avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Jabbar throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Jabbar moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jabbar throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jabbar misses with a double jab
and Obaminator counters with a flying knee that drops Jabbar!
Jabbar is rocked!
Jabbar tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jabbar had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Obaminator defends it easily.
Obaminator passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Obaminator wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jabbar keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jabbar manages to work his way to half guard, despite Obaminator's best efforts.
Obaminator is just content to waste time from the top position. Jabbar takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Obaminator passes Jabbar's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jabbar gets full guard.
Jabbar looking for a guillotine here but Obaminator defends easily.
Obaminator trying to control the position from guard on top but Jabbar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator is stalling in the full guard.
Obaminator tries to free his leg and advance position but Jabbar is retaining full guard.
Jabbar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obaminator is pushing down on Jabbar's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jabbar is fighting to maintain full guard but Obaminator has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jabbar is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Obaminator's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Obaminator's back!
Jabbar is hanging on to Obaminator's back as he tries to escape.
Obaminator keeps trying to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Obaminator knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Obaminator for a finish.
Obaminator trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Obaminator rolls, trying to escape but Jabbar keeps control of the position.
Obaminator defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Jabbar tightening his grip on Obaminator, looking for the choke.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar is hanging on to Obaminator's back as he tries to escape.
Obaminator trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Obaminator prevents Jabbar from getting a body triangle.
Obaminator trying to control the position but Jabbar manages to sink in the hooks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator can't escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Muhammad Jabbar will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Jabbar throws a leg kick
and Jabbar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
enabling Jabbar to counter with a crisp jab.
Jabbar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jabbar counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator is rocked!
Jabbar pounces like a tiger and cracks Obaminator with a vicious hook! Obaminator is down but not out! Jabbar follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Muhammad Jabbar!
Muhammad Jabbar thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.
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hype
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FIGHT
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