PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 575 p4p, 825 weight class) and Huber Schlesien (ranked 33 p4p, 40 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kreischer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Kreischer
vs
Schlesien

186 cm
26
244
14 - 5 - 0

189 cm
27
263
14 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Huber Schlesien!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Steve Montenegro and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schlesien pushes Kreischer up against the cage in a clinch.
Schlesien tries to throw a body punch but Kreischer avoids it by throwing Schlesien back against the cage.
Schlesien blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schlesien takes a shot to the head.
Kreischer can't find room to land a body shot as Schlesien controls the action.
Schlesien misses with a body punch.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Huber Schlesien has been cut.
Kreischer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kreischer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Schlesien or not.
Schlesien tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Kreischer just stands there and leans against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schlesien.
Kreischer blocks a body shot from Schlesien.
With the fighters up against the cage, Schlesien throws an elbow but misses.
Kreischer blocking some punches.
Schlesien tries to throw a body punch but Kreischer avoids it by throwing Schlesien back against the cage.
Kreischer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kreischer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Schlesien looks winded!
A right hook to the body lands for Kreischer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kreischer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kreischer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kreischer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kreischer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kreischer lands a nice uppercut.
Kreischer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Schlesien lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kreischer works on Schlesien's body with a couple of short punches.
Kreischer lands a knee to the head.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kreischer.
A short right from Kreischer on the inside.
Kreischer landing knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kreischer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kreischer with a knee to the head.
Kreischer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlesien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kreischer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kreischer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kreischer lands a body shot.
Kreischer lands a left hand.
Kreischer is working Schlesien over against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kreischer obliges.
A body shot lands from Kreischer.
Kreischer working Schlesien over with knees to the body.
Kreischer lands a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Schlesien's face.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kreischer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kreischer tries to land a knee to the head but Schlesien blocks with his arms.
Kreischer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kreischer lands a right hand.
A short left from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
I was talking to Kreischer's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A right handed body shot lands from Kreischer.
Schlesien tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kreischer obliges.
Still in the clinch, Kreischer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Schlesien takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kreischer lands a big knee to the head and Schlesien goes down! Kreischer pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.