PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 761 p4p, 972 weight class) and Monty Milano (ranked 37 p4p, 55 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mad Onion
vs
Milano

192 cm
37
275
42 - 28 - 0

200 cm
31
265
18 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Monty Milano!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Milano takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mad Onion fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Milano has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mad Onion lands a jab.

It looks like Monty Milano has been cut.
Mad Onion displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Milano throws out the jab.

Mad Onion forces Milano back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Milano fails to land.
Milano swings wildly with an uppercut but Mad Onion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mad Onion lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Milano lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mad Onion lands with a light punch inside.
Mad Onion swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mad Onion misses with an elbow strike.
A short left from Milano.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milano tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mad Onion blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Milano.
Mad Onion scores a nice knee to the body.
Mad Onion scores with a shot to the side of Milano's head.

That has opened up Monty Milano's cut even more.
Mad Onion misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Milano.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Milano.

Milano breaks the clinch.
Milano throws an overhand right that lands on Mad Onion's shoulder, as Mad Onion tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milano shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mad Onion eats them both and turns towards Milano to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Luke Mad Onion has been cut.
Mad Onion connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mad Onion fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Milano has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mad Onion with a nice calf kick.
Mad Onion scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mad Onion getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mad Onion throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No joy there for Milano, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some bone on bone action there as Milano checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Milano misses with a series of wild punches.
Milano misses the shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Milano misses with a body shot.
Mad Onion rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Milano moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mad Onion tries to clinch up but Milano circles away and keeps his distance.
Luke Mad Onion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mad Onion takes one on the button.
Mad Onion lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Milano connects with a nice looking jab.
Mad Onion uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Milano.
Mad Onion moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Milano.
Milano with a hook.
Milano has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mad Onion.
Milano throws the left hand but Mad Onion avoids the punch easily.
A big left from Milano misses.
Milano has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion staying out of range there.
Mad Onion looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Milano pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Milano uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mad Onion has time to react.
Nice defenses there by Mad Onion.
It looked like Mad Onion wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Milano throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Mad Onion tries to keep at a distance but Milano has taken the fight into the clinch.
Milano working aggressively here.
Mad Onion throws an elbow that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Milano fails to land.
Mad Onion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Milano fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Milano blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Milano on the inside.
Mad Onion throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Milano blocks it with crossed arms.
Mad Onion tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mad Onion looking to throw knees to the head but Milano is blocking nicely.
Mad Onion lands an elbow inside that Milano shrugs off.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mad Onion.

The cut above Monty Milano's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Milano throws a punch but it's blocked by Mad Onion.
Mad Onion on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mad Onion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Mad Onion lands an elbow inside that Milano shrugs off.

Monty Milano's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Mad Onion's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Milano.
Mad Onion is leaning against Milano and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Milano looks winded!
Milano avoiding damage as Mad Onion throws knees to the body.
Mad Onion throws a knee to the head but misses.
Milano goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mad Onion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Milano has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mad Onion missing with knees to the body.
Milano lands with a short shot to the head.
Milano misses with the head strike.
Mad Onion misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Milano.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mad Onion.
Milano lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mad Onion backwards.
Mad Onion lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Monty Milano's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Luke Mad Onion!
Luke Mad Onion seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.