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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 408 p4p, 1155 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 21 p4p, 61 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bob throws a front kick aimed at Man's knee but Man avoids it well.
Man blocks the body kick.
Bob backing away here, and Man unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bob throws a push kick but Man slaps the foot to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Man avoids a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob thows a body kick. Man tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Bob swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Bob misses with the body kick
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob pushes Man away with a front kick.
Man takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Man steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bob. That one must have hurt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bob lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Man has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Man and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man blocks the body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bob has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 10:9
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 10:9
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 10:9
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
A relieved looking Silent Bob thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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