PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pikey Chav Jr. (ranked 938 p4p, 1039 weight class) and Julius Kaepernick (ranked 141 p4p, 149 weight class). Chav Jr.'s entrance music is Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) - Elton John. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chav Jr.
vs
Kaepernick

175 cm
19
155
4 - 1 - 0

178 cm
26
168
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Conviction
The Natural Order

White Gorilla
PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pikey Chav Jr.!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Julius Kaepernick!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaepernick shoots for a double leg takedown but Chav Jr. sprawls well. He's pushed Kaepernick's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Kaepernick fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Chav Jr. avoids it really well and circles away.
Chav Jr. scores with a nice head shot.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Chav Jr. enables Kaepernick to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Chav Jr. manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Kaepernick lands a couple of elbows.
Chav Jr. is controlling Kaepernick's posture.

Chav Jr. is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kaepernick defends well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav Jr. avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chav Jr. working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Chav Jr. is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav Jr. looking to control.
Chav Jr. manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kaepernick manages to get himself to full guard.

Chav Jr. controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Kaepernick has control of Chav Jr.'s left arm, preventing Chav Jr. from doing any damage.

Kaepernick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Chav Jr. doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Chav Jr. manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kaepernick is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chav Jr. tries to stand but Kaepernick is controlling from the bottom.
Chav Jr. slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kaepernick has Chav Jr. pulled in close to control his posture.
Chav Jr. content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kaepernick wants to sweep here but Chav Jr. controlling him for the moment.
Kaepernick controlling Chav Jr.'s posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Kaepernick fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Chav Jr. sprawls well initially but Kaepernick persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Chav Jr. is trying to get back to full guard.
Nice strikes from Kaepernick there.
Kaepernick winds up and cracks Chav Jr. with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kaepernick missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Chav Jr. gets back to full guard.
Chav Jr. being controlled here, momentarily.
Kaepernick loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Chav Jr. is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kaepernick wants to pass the guard but Chav Jr. is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav Jr. looking for a sweep. Not yet Chav Jr., not yet.

Chav Jr. looking for a guillotine here but Kaepernick defends easily.
Kaepernick lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Kaepernick avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kaepernick stays in close to Chav Jr.'s body and controls the position.
Chav Jr. looking to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kaepernick throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Chav Jr. wants to sweep but no luck.
Kaepernick postures up.
Kaepernick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Chav Jr. swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Chav Jr. wants to sweep but no luck.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Julius Kaepernick dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kaepernick shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Chav Jr. manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Kaepernick passes Chav Jr.'s left leg - he's now in half guard.
Kaepernick trying to control from half guard but Chav Jr. is working away.
Chav Jr. taking some punishment here, with Kaepernick in his half guard.
Kaepernick trying to control from half guard but Chav Jr. is working away.
Chav Jr. trying to control but Kaepernick postures up.
Chav Jr. is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Chav Jr. defending well though.
Chav Jr. trying to control but Kaepernick postures up.
Chav Jr. tries to roll over but Kaepernick keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick trying to control the action but Chav Jr. is working from the bottom.
Kaepernick prevents Chav Jr. from improving his position.
Kaepernick scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Chav Jr. wants to improve his position but Kaepernick is controlling well.
Kaepernick moves nicely into side control.
Kaepernick scores with punches from side control.
Chav Jr. regains half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kaepernick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Chav Jr. tries to roll over but Kaepernick keeps him under control.
Kaepernick is pressing down on Chav Jr.'s thigh, looking to free his foot. Chav Jr. is holding on for now.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kaepernick connects with a nice short shot to Chav Jr.'s temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kaepernick connects with a nice short shot to Chav Jr.'s temple.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kaepernick connects with a nice short shot to Chav Jr.'s temple.

It looks like Pikey Chav Jr. has been cut.
Kaepernick looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Chav Jr. regains full guard. Nicely done.
Chav Jr. is trying to control the position but Kaepernick postures up.
Kaepernick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kaepernick trying to control the position from guard on top but Chav Jr. is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kaepernick connects with a couple of short punches.
Kaepernick is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Chav Jr. tries to land a sweep but no joy.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Chav Jr. is on top in guard.

Chav Jr. is stalling in the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick trying to control the position here.
Chav Jr. pushing down on Kaepernick's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Chav Jr. is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Chav Jr. prevents Kaepernick from improving his position.
Chav Jr. is keen to just control but Kaepernick is a slippery customer.
Kaepernick is trying to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Kaepernick looking for submissions off his back.
Chav Jr. is taking a breather. Kaepernick says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Kaepernick wants to control but Chav Jr. is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Chav Jr. prevents Kaepernick from improving his position.
Kaepernick controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Kaepernick has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Kaepernick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chav Jr. controlling the pace.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Julius Kaepernick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pikey Chav Jr.'s cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kaepernick shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Chav Jr. as he avoids it easily.
Kaepernick takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Crunch! Chav Jr. slams his shin into Kaepernick's torso.
Chav Jr. lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A nice leg kick from Chav Jr., right into the meat of the thigh.
Kaepernick fails with a takedown attempt.
Julius Kaepernick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chav Jr. lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kaepernick looks for a takedown but Chav Jr. sprawls well.
Pikey Chav Jr. has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julius Kaepernick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick fails with the takedown
and Chav Jr. counters with a big right hand! Oh Kaepernick is in trouble here! Chav Jr. follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pikey Chav Jr.!
Pikey Chav Jr. retains his lightweight title!
A victorious Pikey Chav Jr. thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.