PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Lesnar (ranked 4822 p4p, 4642 weight class) and Itzy Bitzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lesnar
vs
Bitzy

225 cm
25
280
0 - 0 - 0

197 cm
18
270
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Frank Lesnar !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Itzy Bitzy!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitzy connects with a body shot that sends Lesnar 's belly button to the back.
Lesnar fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nice straight punches there by Bitzy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bitzy.
Bitzy blocks a head kick by Lesnar .
Nice uppercut there from Bitzy.
Lesnar tries to move into range but Bitzy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bitzy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lesnar moves into the clinch.
Bitzy is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage.
Lesnar goes for a takedown attempt but Bitzy pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitzy throws a jab when Lesnar was well out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Lesnar misses its target.
Bitzy works Lesnar 's body with a nice hook.

Lesnar drives through and clinches with Bitzy against the cage.
Bitzy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bitzy is trying to maintain a safe position but Lesnar gets an underhook and turns Bitzy into the cage.
Lesnar tries to score a body lock takedown but Bitzy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Lesnar . That's going to take a lot out of him.
The referee calls for Lesnar to work.

Lesnar breaks from the clinch.
Jab from Bitzy.

It looks like Frank Lesnar has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lesnar closes the distance and clinches.
Bitzy is looking to break free of the clinch but Lesnar has double underhooks.
Bitzy is trying to stall.
Lesnar has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bitzy after a bit of a struggle.

Lesnar has clasped his hands together around Bitzy's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Lesnar taking a breather here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Bitzy for as long as he can get away with.
Sloppy strikes there by Lesnar .
Bitzy takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Lesnar lands some shots froms side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Check out the look on Lesnar 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Lesnar happy to just control the position for now.
Bitzy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Lesnar wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lesnar remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Bitzy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lesnar . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Frank Lesnar will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Lesnar 's cut.
That's time! Lesnar 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lesnar has his takedown stuffed
and Bitzy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bitzy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bitzy misses with a straight right.
Bitzy works Lesnar 's body with a nice hook.
Bitzy lands a jab to the nose.
Lesnar really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lesnar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Bitzy misses the target.
Bitzy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bitzy! But no joy.
Bitzy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bitzy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lesnar 's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Lesnar is rocked!
Bitzy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bitzy cracks a nice hook into Lesnar 's ribs.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Frank Lesnar 's cut is getting worse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Lesnar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Bitzy drops Lesnar with a beautiful combination! Lesnar stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bitzy is looking for the KO!
Oh Lesnar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lesnar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lesnar seems to have got his legs back now.
Bitzy scores with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bitzy drops Lesnar with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Lesnar looks back up at him and smiles so Bitzy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Lesnar is aggressively charging in as Bitzy backs up avoiding any damage. Bitzy tosses out a jab and Lesnar runs right into it face first! Lesnar is out cold! Bitzy dropped down on all fours and is barking in Lesnar 's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Itzy Bitzy!