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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hiroshima Nagasaki (ranked 1059 p4p, 1340 weight class) and Taz McKane (ranked 155 p4p, 202 weight class). Nagasaki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ground Zero (MOP). McKane comes into a darkened arena with his song building. SAVE ME kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hiroshima Nagasaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Taz McKane!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Columbo Gatti and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nagasaki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McKane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McKane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nagasaki misses with a two punch combination.
Nagasaki throws a jab when McKane was well out of range.
McKane throws out a counter right but Nagasaki avoids it with no problem.
Hiroshima Nagasaki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Nagasaki.
McKane lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nagasaki blocks a low kick nicely.
McKane lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagasaki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McKane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Hiroshima Nagasaki has been cut.
McKane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McKane connects with a body shot that sends Nagasaki's belly button to the back.
McKane throws a body punch but Nagasaki moves out of range.
Nagasaki scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nagasaki misses with a hook. McKane ducked under it nicely.
Nagasaki thuds a left hand into McKane's body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nagasaki scores with a nice body kick.
Nagasaki lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McKane tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nagasaki manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nagasaki appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McKane tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McKane wants to clinch but Nagasaki slips to the side
and Nagasaki counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nagasaki misses with a right hand
enabling McKane to counter with a crisp jab.
A combination from Nagasaki does no damage.
A cross from Nagasaki lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nagasaki. McKane does a little dance to reset his feet.
McKane flicks out a counter leg kick but Nagasaki steps away.
Nagasaki slips under a jab from McKane.
A counter left hand to the body from Nagasaki misses its target.
McKane tries to clinch up but Nagasaki circles away and keeps his distance.
McKane connects with an inside leg kick.
Nagasaki throws a leg kick that is checked
and McKane counters with a stiff right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nagasaki.
Nagasaki lets loose with a powerful body kick. McKane will feel that in the morning.
We've been told by Nagasaki's head coaches at Just a bunch of gays that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nagasaki misses with a hook.
McKane takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McKane throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nagasaki lands with a nice body kick.
Nagasaki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nagasaki is looking to slow McKane down with leg kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McKane connects with a solid leg kick.
Nagasaki throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hiroshima Nagasaki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hiroshima Nagasaki's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
McKane checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nagasaki throws a hook but McKane avoids it easily.
Nagasaki moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nagasaki moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McKane with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nagasaki to score with a decent uppercut.
Nagasaki punishes McKane's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as McKane blocks the low kick.
A shot to the body from McKane misses
and Nagasaki connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagasaki scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A shot to the body from Nagasaki misses
and McKane counters with a straight right hand.
Nagasaki pounces like a tiger and cracks McKane with a vicious hook! McKane is down but not out! Nagasaki follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hiroshima Nagasaki!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Hiroshima Nagasaki made sure he mentioned Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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hype
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