PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Android Mini (ranked 5005 p4p, 3932 weight class) and Jim Bob Walton (ranked 253 p4p, 225 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jim Bob Walton was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mini
vs
Walton

225 cm
20
135
1 - 2 - 0

176 cm
20
135
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Android Mini!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jim Bob Walton!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walton doesn't manage to clinch there - Mini circles away.
Mini throws a big counter combination but Walton scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Mini looks to land a right hand but Walton moved out of range.
A nice side step and Walton releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Mini really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mini listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Walton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mini tries to work over Walton's front leg with a kick but Walton checks it.
Walton misses with a wild body shot.
Walton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mini lands with a shot to the body.

Walton clinches up with Mini and pushes him back against the cage.
Walton lands a body punch.
Mini tries to break free but Walton pushes him back against the cage.
Walton makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Walton tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mini's elbow.
Mini is trying to break the clinch but Walton has him pressed against the cage.
Walton is leaning against Mini and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Walton digs a right hand into Mini's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mini's gas tank.
Walton tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walton can't find room to land a body shot as Mini controls the action.
Mini wants to break the clinch but can't.
Walton tries a body shot but Mini blocks it.
Walton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Walton lands with a right to the head.
Walton misses with a hook to the ribs.
Walton is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A nice right hand lands inside from Walton.
Walton has Mini pressed against the cage, preventing Mini from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Walton lands a body shot.
Mini tries to score a body lock takedown but Walton shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mini is looking to break free of the clinch but Walton has double underhooks.
Walton lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mini prevents a body shot from Walton.
Walton lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Walton.
Walton misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Walton creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mini wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Walton has him pressed against the cage.
Walton misses with a body punch.
Walton can't find room to land a body shot as Mini controls the action.
Walton taking a breather.
Nice body punch from Walton.
Walton misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mini tries to break free but Walton pushes him back against the cage.
Mini fails to pull guard.
Walton lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mini letting Walton take a breather here.
Mini swings wildly with an uppercut but Walton uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mini blocks a body shot from Walton.
Walton has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mini seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Walton can turn it around.
A hook to the body from Walton.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Walton creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mini blocks a body shot from Walton.
Mini is looking to break free of the clinch but Walton has double underhooks.
A right handed body shot lands from Walton.
Walton tries to work over Mini's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Walton lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Walton lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Walton works on Mini's body with a couple of short punches.
Mini is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Mini. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mini is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Mini working hard to break the clinch.
Walton holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walton lands with a short shot to the head.
Walton pushes Mini back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mini is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Walton to keep the fight standing.
Mini is trying to force a seperation but Walton has the dominant position.
Mini blocks a body shot from Walton.
Walton throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Minis head.
Walton lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mini or not.
Mini drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mini is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Mini is trying to break free.
Mini wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Walton has him pressed against the cage.
Mini tries to circle away but Walton has him pinned against the cage.
Mini tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Walton lands a left hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jim Bob Walton dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mini bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Walton's head backwards.
Mini throws a chopping leg kick but Walton manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Walton! But no joy.
Mini fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Walton takes one to the side of the head.
Mini connects with a single shot there.
Walton takes a body punch but keeps moving.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Walton feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Mini sprawling to the canvas! Mini rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Walton finish him?!

Mini is rocked!

It looks like Android Mini has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Walton misses with a hook.
Oh Mini is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mini takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Walton misses with an uppercut. Mini saw that one coming.
Walton lands with a nice body punch.
Android Mini seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mini is holding his hands too far apart here. Walton throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Mini is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jim Bob Walton!