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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 94 p4p, 647 weight class) and George Pierre (ranked 12 p4p, 82 weight class). McWrestler comes into the arena with Acclaimed Emotions blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Pierre's choice of entrance music: O Canada. George Pierre has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler scores with a hook.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Pierre misses.
Pierre throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Pierre avoids it well and moves away.
Pierre takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McWrestler drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Pierre is working from the bottom.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler stands up over Pierre, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pierre works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler advances position into side control!
McWrestler scoring with punches from side control.
An elbow from McWrestler crashes against the mat.
A lull in the action here.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Pierre is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Pierre down.
McWrestler is staying tight to Pierre's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler landing strikes.
McWrestler landing a few strikes.
Pierre dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Pierre is working away.
Pierre avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McWrestler.
McWrestler wants to control but Pierre is keeping him busy.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
A lull in the action here as McWrestler stalls from top position.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Pierre slips to the side and avoids it well.
Pierre defending against the ground and pound.
Pierre is letting McWrestler control him for a moment.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Pierre is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Pierre managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler scoring with punches from side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler misses with the ground and pound.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Pierre slips to the side and avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler controlling from side mount.
Pierre is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McWrestler has just dragged him back down to the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McWrestler jabs Pierre to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler stuns Pierre with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
George Pierre is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McWrestler scores with a hook.
Pierre throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McWrestler throws a hook but Pierre avoids it easily.
Pierre takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pierre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
Pierre misses with a two punch combination.
McWrestler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pierre uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Pierre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pierre throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pierre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pierre takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pierre looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from McWrestler misses.
George Pierre is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWrestler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler feints and as Pierre raises his hands in defense, McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pierre can do to turn this around?
Pierre keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler content to stall in guard here.
Pierre keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Pierre manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pierre bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pierre slips under a jab.
Pierre moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and McWrestler duly obliges.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pierre is fending him off so far but McWrestler persists. Nope, Pierre circles away and we're back to standing.
Pierre misses with a series of wild punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Pierre shakes it off.
Pierre throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Pierre takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pierre has time to react.
Pierre is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches up with Pierre, looking for a takedown. McWrestler pushes Pierre against the cage but Pierre circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
It looks like McWrestler has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Pierre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pierre takes a jab right on the kisser.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pierre throws a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Pierre.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Pierre.
Pierre swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler lands a lovely overhand right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
Pierre might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Pierre throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWrestler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pierre throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pierre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Pierre takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pierre throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pierre.
McWrestler lands with a straight right. Pierre didn't see that one coming.
McWrestler rushes Pierre and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McWrestler lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler lands with a short shot to the head.
McWrestler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWrestler misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from McWrestler.
A shot in the inside from Pierre.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Pierre scores with a jab.
The fighters circling - Pierre throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Pierre throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
McWrestler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pierre slips under a jab.
Pierre looks to land a combination but McWrestler avoids it well.
McWrestler moves out of range as Pierre strikes.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pierre throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Pierre blocks a jab.
Pierre throws a right hand that misses
and McWrestler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pierre thinking.
Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler connects with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pierre misses with a wild combination.
Pierre throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Pierre takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Pierre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler swings for the body but Pierre moves out of range.
McWrestler lands with a hook. Pierre tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Pierre.
Pierre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pierre doesn't seem phased though.
Pierre misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler slips a jab from Pierre.
McWrestler is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler scores with a jab.
Pierre looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Pierre has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pierre there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler cracks Pierre with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pierre moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pierre misses with a series of wild punches.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Pierre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler swings for the body but Pierre moves out of range.
Pierre takes one on the button.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Pierre.
Jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pierre misses the target.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pierre throws out the jab.
McWrestler seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
Pierre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pierre misses with a looping right.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWrestler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Some wild striking there from Pierre.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Pierre moves out of range.
Pierre looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
Pierre looks to land a combination but McWrestler avoids it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pierre walks into a left hand.
Pierre lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWrestler circles away quickly and effectively.
Pierre has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Pierre's defenses.
Pierre is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McWrestler falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pierre counters with a nice uppercut.
George Pierre has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Pierre was covering up waiting for the punch and McWrestler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Pierre is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler trying to control but Pierre is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler is in close to Pierre's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McWrestler is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McWrestler working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McWrestler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!
A less than humble Dude McWrestler misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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