PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Austin Weaver (ranked 2756 p4p, 1699 weight class) and Dougie McFistface (ranked 347 p4p, 222 weight class). McFistface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Tiptoe Through The Tulips. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Weaver
vs
McFistface

182 cm
24
180
5 - 4 - 0

170 cm
27
180
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Austin Weaver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dougie McFistface!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McFistface has taken the fight to the clinch.

Weaver turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Weaver manages to end up in side control.
McFistface gets back to half guard.
McFistface misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Weaver wants to control but McFistface is keeping him busy.
McFistface is trying to control but can't.
McFistface is concentrating on defense, preventing Weaver from advancing position.
McFistface trying to control from the bottom.
McFistface wants to improve his position but Weaver is controlling well.
McFistface gets back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFistface is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Weaver stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! McFistface throws up his legs and catches Weaver in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Weaver tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by McFistface! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Dougie McFistface!
A victorious Dougie McFistface thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.