PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 3166 p4p, 25525 weight class) and Frank Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagal comes to the cage accompanied by Not for Sale. The key to victory for Steven Seagal has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Seagal
vs
Lesnar

190 cm
40
286
25 - 24 - 0

225 cm
25
280
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Frank Lesnar !
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Seagal misses.
Lesnar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Seagal swivels and escapes.
Nice cross by Seagal.
Seagal misses with a series of wild punches.
Lesnar shoots in but no luck this time.
A jab from Seagal finds it's way through Lesnar 's defenses.

It looks like Frank Lesnar has been cut.
Lesnar darts in looking for a takedown but Seagal gets double underhooks and turns Lesnar into the cage.
Steven Seagal has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Lesnar .
Seagal throws a right and a left that Lesnar avoids nicely.
Seagal throws a series of punches but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar dodges the punch combination from Seagal.

Lesnar shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Seagal manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagal can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lesnar controls the pace.
Seagal preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but Seagal is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Seagal is wriggling around but Lesnar manages to pass to half guard.
Seagal looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lesnar wants to free his trapped foot but Seagal is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Lesnar is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lesnar throwing shots but Seagal is blocking nicely.
Seagal on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Seagal is looking to escape.
Lesnar is looking to take a break and control but Seagal is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Seagal is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Seagal taking some punishment here, with Lesnar in his half guard.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Seagal taking some punishment here, with Lesnar in his half guard.
Lesnar working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Seagal might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Lesnar is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lesnar 's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Lesnar is nestled in close to Seagal, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Seagal is trying to stand back up but Lesnar is controlling him
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Seagal's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar prevents Seagal from standing back up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lesnar wants to pass to mount but Seagal is defending the position.
Lesnar moves into full mount! Seagal won't be happy about that!
Lesnar scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Seagal?

Seagal is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Lesnar locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Seagal is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Frank Lesnar !
Steven Seagal was interviewed post fight and said 'My new movie called Buffet Siege 2 is coming straight to dvd. You can order it now for $50 on my website StevenSeagalBullshido.com I'm moving to London since I've recently signed for 300 FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP and plan to take that belt, so watch your ass son this guy ain't playing with fire no more!'.