PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 3229 p4p, 3418 weight class) and Thomas Bennett (ranked 152 p4p, 127 weight class). Seagal's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Not for Sale. The key to victory for Steven Seagal has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Seagal
vs
Bennett

190 cm
40
286
26 - 25 - 0

179 cm
38
232
14 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thomas Bennett!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal throws a head kick that misses.
Bennett ducks under a wild hook from Seagal.
Bennett closes this distance looking for a takedown but Seagal circles away.
Thomas Bennett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seagal leaves Bennett with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Seagal takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Seagal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Seagal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Seagal throws a nice looking combination but Bennett bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Seagal scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Bennett closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagal wants to get back to his feet.

Bennett is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Bennett is trying for a kimura here. Seagal looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Bennett wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Thomas Bennett!
Thomas Bennett was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
In defeat, Steven Seagal stepped up to the mic, saying 'My new movie called Buffet Siege 2 is coming straight to dvd. You can order it now for $50 on my website StevenSeagalBullshido.com I'm moving to London since I've recently signed for 300 FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP and plan to take that belt, so watch your ass son this guy ain't playing with fire no more!'.