PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Abner (ranked 1728 p4p, 2255 weight class) and Turner Meeks (ranked 216 p4p, 274 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Abner
vs
Meeks

197 cm
28
265
12 - 18 - 1

182 cm
32
237
9 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Abner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Turner Meeks!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meeks slips a jab and a cross from Abner.
Meeks walks forward, straight into a front kick from Abner.
Abner thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Meeks if he has to take too many more of those.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Meeks tries to clinch up but Abner circles away and keeps his distance.
Meeks misses with a looping right.
Turner Meeks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner misses with a two punch combination.
Meeks tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Meeks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meeks creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.

Abner manages to break the clinch.
Meeks with a jab.

It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meeks tries to clinch there but Abner circles away.

Abner tries to keep at a distance but Meeks has taken the fight into the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Meeks just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abner's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abner looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meeks misses with an elbow strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Abner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Meeks clinches.
Meeks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Meeks comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Abner blocks an elbow strike from Meeks.
Meeks lands a damaging elbow.
Meeks misses with an elbow over the top.
Meeks throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Meeks throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Abner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Meeks closes the distance and clinches.
Abner trying to land knees to the body.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.
Abner has had enough of the clinch but Meeks keeps him there for the moment.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abner takes an elbow to the temple.

Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Meeks keeps control of Abner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Abner avoids the elbow strike from Meeks, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.

Abner breaks from the clinch.
Abner lands a leg kick that knocks Meeks off balance momentarily.

Meeks instigates a clinch.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Meeks is controlling him.
Abner blocks an elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner taking a breather.
Meeks lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Uncle Abner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Meeks pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

Abner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Meeks clinches up against the cage.
Meeks lands an elbow inside.
Meeks pushes off an throws an elbow but Abner leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Meeks misses with an elbow strike.
Meeks pushes off an throws an elbow but Abner leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meeks prevents Abner from breaking the clinch.
Abner dodges an elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner is trying to force a seperation but Meeks has the dominant position.
Abner blocks the elbow strike.
Meeks throws an elbow that misses.
Meeks keeps control of Abner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Meeks lands an elbow inside that Abner shrugs off.

Jeez, Uncle Abner's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Abner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turner Meeks!
In his post fight interview, Turner Meeks gave a big smile as he said 'Shit. On. My. Dick. '.