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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Charles Eric Cheese (ranked 746 p4p, 427 weight class) and Gunnar Bloodaxe (ranked 99 p4p, 62 weight class). Cheese comes to the cage accompanied by The Midnight NAMBLA. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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11 - 4 - 0 |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charles Eric Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Gunnar Bloodaxe!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese gets a clinch.
Cheese taking a breather.
Cheese has Bloodaxe pushed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese.
Bloodaxe misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bloodaxe blocks a body shot from Cheese.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese throws a head punch that misses.
Bloodaxe working hard to break the clinch.
Bloodaxe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bloodaxe.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bloodaxe.
Bloodaxe blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloodaxe takes a shot to the head.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Bloodaxe controls his hands.
Cheese lands an uppercut.
Cheese lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bloodaxe backwards.
Cheese lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cheese.
We've been informed that Bloodaxe has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloodaxe breaks from the clinch.
Cheese swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bloodaxe only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bloodaxe misses with a left hand
and Cheese counters with a low kick, right behind Bloodaxe 's knee.
Cheese throws a lazy uppercut
and Bloodaxe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheese does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bloodaxe! But no joy.
Good leg kick by Cheese.
Bloodaxe ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Bloodaxe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cheese keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bloodaxe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloodaxe scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A low kick from Cheese misses
enabling Bloodaxe to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheese throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A nice side step and Bloodaxe releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cheese swings widly with a right hand
and Bloodaxe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Cheese misses its intended target.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cheese jabs Bloodaxe right on the nose. Bloodaxe blinks but takes it well.
Cheese throws a jab when Bloodaxe was well out of range.
Bloodaxe now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cheese throws a jab when Bloodaxe was well out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bloodaxe lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Cheese.
Cheese digs a right hand underneath Bloodaxe's ribcage. Bloodaxe let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Bloodaxe controls the action.
Bloodaxe breaks the clinch.
Bloodaxe ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Bloodaxe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cheese avoids the head kick by Bloodaxe.
Cheese tries to counter by clinching up but Bloodaxe breaks away and moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese wants to clinch up but Bloodaxe keeps it at a distance.
Bloodaxe misses with a looping left.
Bloodaxe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cheese moves into the clinch.
Bloodaxe escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A left lands for Cheese.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloodaxe misses with a hook. Cheese ducked under it nicely.
Cheese steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bloodaxe.
Bloodaxe throws a big shot that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Eric Cheese dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Cheese is looking to slow Bloodaxe down with leg kicks.
Cheese lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cheese works Bloodaxe's body with a nice hook.
Cheese slips a jab and a cross from Bloodaxe.
Cheese lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bloodaxe can do to turn this around?
Cheese throws out a powerful jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Cheese does it's job there.
Bloodaxe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bloodaxe throws an overhand right that lands on Cheese's shoulder, as Cheese tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cheese throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bloodaxe to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheese misses the shot to the body.
Bloodaxe tries to keep at a distance but Cheese has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cheese tries to work over Bloodaxe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bloodaxe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bloodaxe lands a hook that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Bloodaxe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Charles Eric Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bloodaxe scores with a shot to the side of Cheese's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloodaxe breaks the clinch.
Cheese throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cheese. Bloodaxe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cheese on the wrong end of a nice hook.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Cheese here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Bloodaxe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheese uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bloodaxe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese slips a straight right by Bloodaxe.
Cheese seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Cheese throws a head kick that misses.
Bloodaxe takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
It looks like Gunnar Bloodaxe has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese instigates a clinch.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bloodaxe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bloodaxe looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Bloodaxe.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Bloodaxe avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage.
Bloodaxe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cheese has Bloodaxe pressed against the cage, preventing Bloodaxe from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Cheese.
Cheese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bloodaxe.
Bloodaxe manages to break the clinch.
A slow jab from Cheese misses its intended target.
Charles Eric Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheese feints and then cracks Bloodaxe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bloodaxe down.
Bloodaxe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good leg kick by Cheese.
Cheese swings widly with a right hand
and Bloodaxe counters with a left and a right that stings Cheese.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Eric Cheese dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gunnar Bloodaxe's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Crunch! Cheese slams his shin into Bloodaxe's torso.
Gunnar Bloodaxe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A looping hook to the body misses from Cheese. Bloodaxe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cheese throws a big shot that misses.
Bloodaxe tries a quick counter leg kick but Cheese is wise to it.
Cheese slips a straight right by Bloodaxe.
Bloodaxe keeps the fight on the outside.
Bloodaxe throws a counter combo.
Charles Eric Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bloodaxe.
It seemed like Bloodaxe was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloodaxe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Cheese looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese throws a jab when Bloodaxe was well out of range.
Cheese swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bloodaxe counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheese connects with a body shot that sends Bloodaxe's belly button to the back.
Bloodaxe moves away from the strike by Cheese.
Cheese misses with a right hand
and Bloodaxe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheese scores with a hook to the body. Bloodaxe takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A lazy left from Cheese finds it's target.
Cheese bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a looping right.
Bloodaxe is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bloodaxe looks to score with a jab to the body but Cheese is just out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cheese, as that shot connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bloodaxe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cheese throws a quick counter kick to the body but Bloodaxe avoids it.
Bloodaxe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Bloodaxe.
It appears Cheese was looking to counter with a kick there.
Cheese throws a jab when Bloodaxe was well out of range.
Bloodaxe throws out a counter right but Cheese avoids it with no problem.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloodaxe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheese throws a body punch but Bloodaxe moves out of range.
Bloodaxe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cheese throws out the jab.
Bloodaxe is looking for the big counter here.
Cheese looks to land a body kick but Bloodaxe moved away.
The crowd cheers as Bloodaxe lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cheese doesn't seem phased though.
Bloodaxe steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Cheese. That one must have hurt.
Bloodaxe moves out of range of the strikes.
Cheese moves into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloodaxe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
Cheese leaning against his opponent.
Bloodaxe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bloodaxe breaks from the clinch.
Cheese misses with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Cheese.
Bloodaxe takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bloodaxe moves out of range as Cheese strikes.
Bloodaxe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Charles Eric Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A jab from Cheese finds it's way through Bloodaxe's defenses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charles Eric Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles Eric Cheese!
A very excited looking Charles Eric Cheese made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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