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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 735 p4p, 1251 weight class) and Robin Williams (ranked 107 p4p, 190 weight class). Williams has chosen Choose Life as his entrance music. Stinky Stonk has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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196
12 - 0 - 0 |
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170 cm
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135
25 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robin Williams!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Lou da Vinci and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Williams's head but Williams sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
It seemed like Williams was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stonk misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Williams slips a jab from Stonk.
Stonk throws a shot from downtown. Williams moves away and avoids it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stonk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Williams's coach down at Special Ops N7 Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Williams's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stonk throws a hook but Williams blocks it.
Williams lands a jab to Stonk's midsection.
A big left from Stonk misses.
Stonk throws a big shot that misses.
Stonk takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice defenses there by Williams.
Williams lands a jab to the nose.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stonk uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
It looks like Robin Williams has been cut.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams scores with a jab to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stonk scores with a jab to the jaw.
Stonk has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Williams.
A jab from Williams finds it's way through Stonk's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk cracks Williams with an uppercut from hell and Williams crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Stonk's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Williams is rocked!
Williams looks winded!
Stonk is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Williams is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Williams can't keep his opponent in guard - Stonk advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Stonk is controlling the pace.
Stonk continues to stall.
Stonk has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
Williams is in all sorts of trouble here.
Stonk controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Williams seems to have recovered his senses.
Further stalling from Stonk.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Williams tries to hold on but Stonk postures up.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Stonk avoids the attempt from Williams to control.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Williams really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Williams stops Stonk from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Williams is controlling an arm, preventing Stonk from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Stonk prevents Williams from getting the reversal.
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Williams can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams tries to hold on but Stonk postures up.
Stonk controlling from mount.
Williams tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Stonk takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stonk pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Williams has given up his back here. Will Stonk look for the submission or keep pounding away?
Williams looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Williams buck him off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Robin Williams's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonk throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams flicks out a counter leg kick but Stonk steps away.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams sizes up Stonk with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
A little jabbing left from Williams on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Williams tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stonk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stonk takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams slips a straight right by Stonk.
Stonk misses with a hook.
Williams moves away from the strike by Stonk.
Stonk takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Williams uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Williams slips a straight right by Stonk.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice jab there from Williams.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk looks to throw the jab but Williams is out of range.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
Williams dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Williams scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Williams can do to turn this around?
Williams lands a nice looking body shot.
Stonk is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Williams darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stonk misses with a looping left.
It seemed like Williams was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Williams's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stonk connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Williams scrambles back to his feet.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams tests Stonk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Williams scores with a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Williams.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams tests Stonk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big left from Stonk misses.
Williams staying out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stonk looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk misses with an uppercut.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams with a nice cross.
Williams connects with a jab.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Williams stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Williams fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Stonk misses its intended target.
Stonk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Williams scores with a nice right hand.
Williams needs to keep his hands up - Stonk had a free shot at his head there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Williams to score with a decent uppercut.
Williams works Stonk's body with a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
A little jabbing left from Williams on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Williams.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk throws a jab when Williams was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Williams misses.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Stonk on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Williams lands with a cross.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams lands a jab.
Stonk bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Williams's head.
That has opened up Robin Williams's cut even more.
Williams scores with a sloppy right hand. Stonk should have avoided that one.
Williams defending well as Stonk loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Williams! But no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Williams connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stonk scrambles back to his feet.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Williams slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonk misses with a looping left.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Williams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stonk looks to throw the jab but Williams is out of range.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stonk looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Stonk drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Williams right on the button. Williams goes down! Stonk follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Stonk gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Stinky Stonk made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Robin Williams spoke after the fight, saying 'Louie-Body Dementia from being knocked out so many times...'.
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