PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ramone Rocksaw (ranked 631 p4p, 250 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 89 p4p, 33 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Rocksaw
vs
Lang

185 cm
30
188
21 - 12 - 0

185 cm
29
190
18 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ramone Rocksaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rocksaw tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lang is able to avoid easily.
Lang throws a hook to the side of Rocksaw's head but Rocksaw sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocksaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lang moves away.
Lang replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rocksaw blocks it well.
Lang looks to clinch
and Rocksaw counters with a right hand to the body.
Rocksaw moves out of range of the strikes.
Rocksaw moves in looking to clinch but Lang pushes him off.
Rocksaw misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
Rocksaw slips a jab from Lang.
Rocksaw is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Lang.
Rocksaw scores with a punch to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocksaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Lang.
Rocksaw takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lang takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick lands for Lang.
Lang moves out of range as Rocksaw throws a body kick.
Lang digs a good hook to Rocksaw's body.
Lang ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rocksaw moves away.
Rocksaw misses the jab.
Lang digs a good body shot into Rocksaw's ribs.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rocksaw.
Clubber Lang is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rocksaw misses with a wild body shot.

Lang clinches up against the cage.

Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've been hearing reports that Rocksaw has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Rocksaw is looking to wear down Lang with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Rocksaw keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lang feints and then cracks Rocksaw's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rocksaw down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lang lands a jab to Rocksaw's midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rocksaw slips a jab from Lang.
Rocksaw appears to be looking for a big counter.
Lang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lang walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rocksaw checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rocksaw looks to land a combination but Lang avoids it well.
Lang dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lang blocks a head kick by Rocksaw.
Lang misses with a body kick.
Lang lands a leg kick that knocks Rocksaw off balance momentarily.
Rocksaw fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Lang.
Lang swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rocksaw counters with a leg kick.
Lang thuds his shin into the meat of Rocksaw's side.
A slow jab from Lang misses its intended target.
Rocksaw throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lang lands a leg kick that knocks Rocksaw off balance momentarily.
Lang moves away from the strike by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
Rocksaw misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lang! But no joy.
Rocksaw takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lang loads up on a big right hand but Rocksaw slips the punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rocksaw on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lang scores with a decent looking hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang misses with a body kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lang.
Rocksaw throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lang pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big left from Lang misses.
Lang motions for Rocksaw to come forward. Lang throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rocksaw throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lang counters with a good, hard body kick but Rocksaw shrugs it off.
Lang tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lang throws a leg kick that is checked

and Rocksaw counters with a shoot takedown. Lang fights it but they end up in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Lang dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Rocksaw throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Lang tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Rocksaw is in Lang's guard.
Rocksaw throws a big right hand that misses.
Lang trying to control the position here.
Rocksaw controlling from the top position.
Lang managing to control the position.
Rocksaw throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocksaw working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Rocksaw throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocksaw throws an elbow that misses. Lang uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Rocksaw's guard. Nice move by Lang!

Rocksaw seems keen to control Lang's posture.
Rocksaw is trying to keep Lang in close.
Rocksaw wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Rocksaw looking for a sweep. Not yet Rocksaw, not yet.
Rocksaw being controlled here, momentarily.
Rocksaw is pulling down on Lang's head to control his posture.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lang stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rocksaw swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Rocksaw being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Lang throws a wild body kick that Rocksaw sees coming a mile off.
Rocksaw looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rocksaw throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Lang slips under a jab from Rocksaw.
Lang throws out a counter right but Rocksaw avoids it with no problem.
Rocksaw takes one on the button.
Lang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rocksaw tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Lang defends well and Rocksaw ends up having to push Lang into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rocksaw backing away here, and Lang unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Lang throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Lang.
Lang misses with some punches.
Rocksaw tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rocksaw lands with a left to the head.
Rocksaw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rocksaw lands an uppercut.
Rocksaw blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hand to the body from Lang.
Lang makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rocksaw lands a shoulder strike.
Lang stalling against the cage.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rocksaw blocking some punches.
Lang managing to block the knees to the body from Rocksaw.
Rocksaw tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rocksaw is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lang is defending well for now.
Lang blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lang has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Rocksaw seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Lang can turn it around.
Rocksaw misses with a body punch.
Lang lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rocksaw backwards.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lang misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lang misses with the head strike.
Rocksaw tries to throw a body punch but Lang avoids it by throwing Rocksaw back against the cage.

Rocksaw escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocksaw was well out of range. Poor timing from Lang.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Clubber Lang will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Lang moves out of range of the leg kick from Rocksaw.
It seemed like Lang was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rocksaw takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rocksaw lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rocksaw slips under a jab from Lang.
Rocksaw throwing a counter right hand but Lang manages to avoid it.
Lang throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rocksaw jabs at Lang's body.
Rocksaw scores with a jab to the body.
Rocksaw misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lang thows a leg kick but Rocksaw checks it
and Rocksaw counters with a thumping low kick.
Lang throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rocksaw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lang.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocksaw with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Lang stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rocksaw.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Lang tries to land a body kick

and Rocksaw counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rocksaw.
Lang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rocksaw gets through Lang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lang lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lang throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rocksaws head.
Lang is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Clubber Lang seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rocksaw goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lang blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Rocksaw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lang backwards.

Rocksaw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rocksaw slips under a jab.
Ramone Rocksaw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clubber Lang is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rocksaw tries to clinch up
and Lang counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rocksaw pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nice jab there from Lang.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rocksaw fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Rocksaw swings away with a body shot that misses
and Lang counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rocksaw swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Rocksaw misses with a hook. Lang ducked under it nicely.
A jab lands there for Lang.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rocksaw bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A leg kick checked by Lang.
Rocksaw has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rocksaw there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rocksaw misses with a looping right.
Rocksaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Lang throws out a counter right but Rocksaw avoids it with no problem.
Rocksaw throws a body punch but Lang moves out of range.
Lang throws a leg kick but Rocksaw sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lang tries to work over Rocksaw's front leg with a kick but Rocksaw checks it.
Lang cracks Rocksaw with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lang connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rocksaw. Rocksaw circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rocksaw loads up on a big right hand but Lang slips the punch.
Lang lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick by Rocksaw misses
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Rocksaw misses with a kick to the body
and Lang counters with an inside leg kick.
Rocksaw lands with a shot to the body.
Lang throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lang with a nice cross.
A jab from Lang misses.
Rocksaw with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lang to score with a decent uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Clubber Lang.
I've got Lang winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Lang!
Our winner, Clubber Lang, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Ramone Rocksaw had this to say: 'Lanky piece of shit, it’s a joke'.