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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 318 p4p, 4672 weight class) and Dennis Fischer (ranked 49 p4p, 601 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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40 - 13 - 1 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dennis Fischer!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Stonk looks to land a left hand but Fischer moved out of range nicely.
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Fischer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fischer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stonk misses with an uppercut.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Stonk.
It looks like Dennis Fischer has been cut.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Fischer slips the punch.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonk cracks Fischer with an uppercut from hell and Fischer crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Stonk's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Fischer is rocked!
Fischer looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk is pushing down on Fischer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Fischer is fighting to maintain full guard but Stonk has managed to sneak the leg through.
Fischer is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk passes the guard and advances to mount!
Stonk controlling the position easily from mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk takes Fischer's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Fischer is in trouble.
Fischer seems to have recovered his senses.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Fischer doesn't escape.
Stonk continues to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
More hug and hope from Stonk.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fischer rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position.
Stonk biding his time, controlling Fischer.
Fischer is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fischer is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Stonk.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
That's time! Stonk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fischer defending well as Stonk loads up on a big left hand.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk lands a nice shot that snaps Fischer's head back.
Stonk misses the jab.
Stonk misses with an uppercut. Fischer saw that one coming.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fischer blocks a jab.
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Fischer's head but Fischer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk misses with a left hand
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer.
Stonk is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Stonk controlling the action here.
Fischer is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk works his foot free and advances to mount.
Stinky Stonk overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fischer has given up his back. Will we see Stonk going for some submissions?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk keeps control of the position easily here as Fischer tries to buck him off.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Stonk.
Stonk continues to hold on tight.
Further stalling from Stonk.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fischer can do to turn this around?
Fischer trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks.
Fischer can't escape the position.
Stonk controls the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stonk!
Stonk is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Fischer is keen to just control but Stonk is a slippery customer.
Stonk keeping control of the position.
Stonk moves into full guard.
Fischer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fischer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Stonk holds on and takes a little breather.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard.
Stonk passes Fischer's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fischer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stonk with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Stonk passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Fischer!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Fischer tries to lock up and control but Stonk gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Stonk controls the action.
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Good control from Stonk.
Fischer tries to break free.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Fischer buck him off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Stonk looks to land a left hand but Fischer moved out of range nicely.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stonk throws a poor cross that misses
and Fischer counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Stonk lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Stonk controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer controls Stonk momentarily but Stonk frees himself.
Fischer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Stonk forces his way into half guard.
Stonk content to control rather than advance.
Stonk works his way into side control.
Stonk advances to mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk controlling his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fischer is looking to improve his position but Stonk isn't that keen on the idea.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Stonk takes Fischer's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Fischer is in trouble.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer is in bad spot here.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk had his way with Dennis Fischer in that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk scores with a jab.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Fischer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Stonk misses with a right hand
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control.
Stonk regains half guard.
Stonk gets full guard.
Stonk controlling Fischer's posture.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard.
Stonk passes Fischer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Fischer is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk controlling the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk works his foot free and advances to mount.
Stonk controlling from mount.
Fischer working to try and regain half guard.
Stonk controlling from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fischer has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Good control from Stonk.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 50:44
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 50:44
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 50:44
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Stinky Stonk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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