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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Snappy Whiplash (ranked 1418 p4p, 21620 weight class) and Bernie Sanders (ranked 103 p4p, 328 weight class). Whiplash comes to the cage accompanied by Rapt (TRZTN Remix) - Karen O. Sanders has chosen Shooter Gang as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 17 - 3, fighting out of Tokyo, Snappy Whiplash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bernie Sanders!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sanders shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Whiplash sprawls well. Whiplash wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sanders gets slowly back to his feet.
Sanders uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whiplash.
Whiplash scores with a push kick.
Whiplash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanders moves away.
Whiplash scores with a jab. Sanders acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sanders gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Whiplash.
Sanders shoots in looking for a takedown but Whiplash manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sanders's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Whiplash was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whiplash lands with a straight right. Sanders didn't see that one coming.
Sanders is rocked!
Whiplash has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Whiplash scoring well with a low kick there.
Whiplash throws a hook to the side of Sanders's head but Sanders sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Whiplash uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sanders is still on wobbly legs! Can Whiplash finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanders has a takedown stuffed.
Sanders seems to have recovered his senses.
Snappy Whiplash has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bernie Sanders.
Whiplash swings for the body but Sanders moves out of range.
Whiplash throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanders sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Whiplash is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Sanders fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Whiplash sprawls well initially but Sanders persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Whiplash is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Whiplash keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sanders throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Whiplash is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanders not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Whiplash is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Whiplash is trying is best to control the position here.
Whiplash regains full guard. Nicely done.
Whiplash pulls Sanders in close to prevent any damage.
Whiplash has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Sanders working some strikes from top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanders missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Whiplash trying to control the position here.
Sanders stopping the sweep attempt from Whiplash.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Whiplash avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sanders is looking to work some ground and pound but Whiplash has wrist control.
Whiplash wants to hit a sweep here but Sanders passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Whiplash there!
Sanders tries to control but Whiplash wriggling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanders throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Poor strikes thrown by Sanders there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Whiplash blocking the ground and pound.
Sanders misses with a head shot.
Sanders thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Sanders raining down shots from the mount!
Sanders working Whiplash over with strikes here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bernie Sanders will probably get the nod.
That's time! Whiplash's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Whiplash throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sanders on the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Whiplash, as that shot connected.
Whiplash connects with a body shot that sends Sanders's belly button to the back.
Jab from Whiplash.
A solid leg kick lands there for Whiplash.
Decent striking displayed by Whiplash there.
A jab from Whiplash misses.
Good exchange - Whiplash coming out on top.
Whiplash misses with a body shot
and Sanders connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sanders uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whiplash.
Whiplash lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sanders checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Whiplash is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sanders can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whiplash lands a big right hand that sends Sanders crashing to the mat! Whiplash stays standing though and waves Sanders back to his feet!
Whiplash throws a nice looking combination but Sanders bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Whiplash is looking to slow Sanders down with leg kicks.
Whiplash throws a monster overhand right that drops Sanders! Whiplash follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snappy Whiplash!
After winning the bout, Snappy Whiplash thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Bernie Sanders had this to say: 'COME ON! FU@#$ ALL JUDGES!!! I WON!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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