PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Darstknasset Oystenteller (ranked 609 p4p, 336 weight class) and Lucky Lemon (ranked 87 p4p, 51 weight class). Oystenteller's entrance music is "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Oystenteller
vs
Lemon

169 cm
27
162
13 - 2 - 0

180 cm
27
160
10 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Northern Zombie
Primal

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darstknasset Oystenteller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lucky Lemon!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Gregory Folan and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oystenteller throws a poor cross that misses
and Lemon makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lemon avoids the body shot from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller misses with the combination.
Oystenteller motions for Lemon to come forward. Oystenteller throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lemon looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lemon stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Oystenteller tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lemon is able to avoid easily.
A little jabbing left from Lemon on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Oystenteller throws out a loose jab but Lemon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lemon lands a nice shot that snaps Oystenteller's head back.
Good shot there by Lemon.
Oystenteller takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Oystenteller is rocked!
Lemon bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Oystenteller's head backwards.
Oh Oystenteller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Oystenteller misses with a body punch
and Lemon counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lemon dips to his left and cracks Oystenteller with an uppercut!
Oystenteller glances at the clock... BAM! Lemon nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Oystenteller crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Oystenteller is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lucky Lemon! Lucky Lemon retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Lucky Lemon, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Darstknasset Oystenteller stepped up to the mic, saying 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.