PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between White Goodman (ranked 300 p4p, 533 weight class) and Charles Mesquita (ranked 27 p4p, 44 weight class). Goodman's entrance music is Globo Gym America Corp.. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Goodman
vs
Mesquita

176 cm
24
158
11 - 1 - 1

178 cm
24
150
14 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, White Goodman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Mesquita!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Goodman gets caught napping as Mesquita dives in and scores a takedown. Goodman manages to retain guard.

Goodman is looking to cinch up a triangle. Mesquita throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Goodman's body to avoid the submission. Goodman has instead reached around Mesquita's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Goodman arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). White Goodman!
White Goodman is the new featherweight champion!
White Goodman looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Losing is a genetic disorder much like baldness or necrophilia and its only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it! Join Globo Gym !! I need some private reflection time. Im going to go rub one out with a slice of pizza.! Me'Shell Get the scooter!'.