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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Ding Dong (ranked 25001 p4p, 2387 weight class) and Richard Feynman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ding Ding Dong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Feynman!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ding Dong shoots in and drives through. Feynman sprawls well.
Ding Dong shoots in for a double leg but Feynman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Feynman lands a big right hand that sends Ding Dong crashing to the mat! Feynman stays standing though and waves Ding Dong back to his feet!
It looks like Ding Ding Dong has been cut.
Feynman cracks Ding Dong with a left hook right on the temple and Ding Dong goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Feynman lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Ding Dong is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Richard Feynman!
An out of breath Richard Feynman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Ding Ding Dong had this to say: '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.
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