PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sean O Malley (ranked 581 p4p, 434 weight class) and Jihadi Joseph (ranked 53 p4p, 42 weight class). O Malley's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Goat Talk- Sugar Sean. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

O Malley
vs
Joseph

181 cm
34
145
24 - 19 - 1

175 cm
35
145
28 - 14 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sean O Malley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jihadi Joseph!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Malley lands a head kick. Joseph smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
O Malley throws a jab when Joseph was well out of range.
A good leg kick by O Malley.
O Malley dodges the punch combination from Joseph.
O Malley scores with a decent looking hook.
Sean O Malley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joseph finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
O Malley throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
O Malley has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Joseph.
O Malley swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Joseph.
O Malley chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Joseph can pounce on him.
O Malley dips to his left and cracks Joseph with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
O Malley misses with an uppercut.
O Malley looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
We've been told by O Malley's head coaches at Catch Wrestling L.A. that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
O Malley misses with a body shot
and Joseph connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.

O Malley lands a left and a right that send Joseph crashing to the mat, dazed. O Malley thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Joseph is rocked!
O Malley misses with an uppercut. Joseph saw that one coming.
Joseph doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Joseph is still on wobbly legs! Can O Malley finish him?
Joseph swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joseph seems to have recovered his senses.
O Malley lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Joseph falls backwards - clearly groggy! O Malley dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sean O Malley!
A very excited looking Sean O Malley made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.