PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bryant Davis (ranked 181 p4p, 154 weight class) and Natalia Pisswater (ranked 15 p4p, 11 weight class). Davis's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rocky Road. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Davis
vs
Pisswater

171 cm
23
135
9 - 1 - 0

170 cm
27
136
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
© Trap House

Conquer
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bryant Davis!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Glass and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Davis's shoulder, as Davis tries to avoid the shot.
Davis feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Davis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pisswater is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Pisswater gets a clinch.
Pisswater lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.
Davis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pisswater is keeping busy.
I was talking to Davis's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Davis lands with a right to the head.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Davis backwards.
Davis is trying to maintain a safe position but Pisswater gets an underhook and turns Davis into the cage.
Davis throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Davis throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Davis.
Pisswater lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Davis taking a breather.
Davis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Davis blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.

Davis manages to break the clinch.
Davis feints and then cracks Pisswater's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pisswater down.
Davis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
Davis scores with a jab. Pisswater acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Davis with a nice calf kick.
Davis lands with a cross.
Davis throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Davis dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!
Pisswater takes one to the chin there.
Davis circles away from the clinch attempt
and Davis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pisswater clinches up with Davis and pushes him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
Davis can't find room to land a body shot as Pisswater controls the action.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Davis throws a punch but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Davis stalling in the clinch but Pisswater improves position.
Davis lands a right hand.
Pisswater lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Davis backwards.

Pisswater is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Davis can't fight it off and eventually Pisswater manages to take the fight to the floor. Davis looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Pisswater working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.

Pisswater stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Davis throws a low kick but Pisswater avoids it.
Davis looks to land a left hand but Pisswater moved out of range nicely.
Pisswater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pisswater misses with a body shot
and Davis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
A decent looking cross lands there for Davis.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Davis throws a leg kick
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Davis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pisswater moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater misses with a leg kick
and Davis counters with a three punch combo that has Pisswater backing up. Pisswater nods at Davis to acknowledge the strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pisswater.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater shoots in and drives through. Davis sprawls well.
Davis throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pisswater looks to throw the jab but Davis is out of range.
Davis is looking to counter with head kicks.
Davis takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Davis defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Bryant Davis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
A jab from Davis misses.
Davis missing with a left hand there. Pisswater was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisswater misses with a straight left.
Davis half committed to a counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bryant Davis will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Pisswater takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater checks the leg kick nicely there.
Davis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pisswater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Davis throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice side step and Pisswater releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Davis manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisswater fails to land the takedown.
Davis is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater checks a leg kick nicely.
Davis misses with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater throws a right hand that misses
and Davis counters with a leg kick.
Davis throws a leg kick which misses Pisswater's front leg but catches the back leg as Pisswater tries to avoid it.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater punishes Davis's body with a nice straight punch.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pisswater fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Davis misses with a low kick.
Davis tries to work over Pisswater's front leg with a kick but Pisswater checks it.
Bryant Davis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Davis. Beautiful body shot.
Davis attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Davis misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Davis. That's going to slow Pisswater down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Davis finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Davis moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pisswater misses with a lunging right hand
and Davis counters with a nice body shot.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Davis.
Davis throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis with the inside leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
Davis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
Davis on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Davis throws a lazy uppercut

and Pisswater counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Davis's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pisswater misses with a jab to the body
and Davis counters with a nice body shot.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Davis staying out of range there.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Davis throws a big shot that misses.
Davis misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pisswater misses with an uppercut
and Davis counters with a stiff right hand.
Pisswater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater fails with a takedown attempt.
Davis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bryant Davis dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Davis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Davis takes a swing at Pisswater's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Davis finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Davis.
Pisswater fails with the takedown.
Davis half committed to a counter leg kick.
Davis punishes Pisswater's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Davis misses its intended target.
Pisswater shoots for a takedown but Davis saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Davis looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
Nice uppercut lands for Davis. That snapped Pisswater's head back.
Pisswater scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Pisswater fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bryant Davis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
Pisswater with a nice cross.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Davis.
Davis misses with a hook
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Davis's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Davis slaps away a takedown attempt from Pisswater, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Davis connects with a leg kick.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Davis pushes him away.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Davis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Davis's head but Davis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Davis lands with a good body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis misses the shot to the body.
Davis throws a combination that misses
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Davis misses the shot to the body.
Davis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
Bryant Davis is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisswater misses with a head kick.
Davis throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater with the counter takedown but Davis avoids it easily.
Pisswater darts in trying to clinch
and Davis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater has his takedown stuffed
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.
Pisswater tries a head kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Davis misses the target.
Davis with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Davis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A cross from Davis lands.
A big right from Pisswater misses.
It looked like Davis was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pisswater.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bryant Davis clearly takes that round.
That's time! Davis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pisswater attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Davis throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pisswater.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Pisswater.

Davis explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Pisswater throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Davis on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Davis throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Davis pushes him away.
Davis lunges at Pisswater with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pisswater's hand.
Davis throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Davis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
A counter left hand to the body from Davis misses its target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater tries to clinch but Davis moves away
and Davis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Pisswater scores with a takedown into Davis's guard.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Davis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Davis is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Pisswater stands up from Davis's guard - Pisswater perhaps looking for a knockout.
Pisswater throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater connects with a body shot.
Pisswater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Davis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Davis swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
Pisswater is looking to clinch but Davis is avoiding it.
Davis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Davis avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Davis.
Pisswater misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Davis.

Pisswater has closed the distance and engaged Davis in a clinch.
Pisswater lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Davis.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Davis.
Davis stalls.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Davis.
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Davis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pisswater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Davis tries to work over Pisswater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Davis working aggressively here.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Pisswater scores with a nice short uppercut.
Davis's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Davis breaks from the clinch.
Pisswater has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pisswater there as he acknowledges the shot.
Davis feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pisswaters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Davis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Davis uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pisswater has time to react.

Pisswater fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Davis to the ground. Pisswater is now in Davis's guard.
Davis is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
Davis has control of Pisswater's left arm, preventing Pisswater from doing any damage.

Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Bryant Davis will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Davis darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Davis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A jab from Pisswater does it's job there.
Pisswater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Davis is fending him off so far but Pisswater persists. Nope, Davis circles away and we're back to standing.
Pisswater lands with a nice body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Davis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisswater was well out of range. Poor timing from Davis.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pisswater! But no joy.
Pisswater looks to land a right hand but Davis moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Davis throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Davis needs to keep his hands up - Pisswater had a free shot at his head there.
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Davis scores with a jab.
Davis with a nice calf kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Davis's corner calls for a 1-2. Davis obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Davis connects with a right hand. Pisswater shakes it off.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pisswater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Davis will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater misses with a lunging right hand
and Davis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pisswater misses with a body kick.
Davis throws a leg kick but Pisswater sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pisswater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis scores with a punch to the head.
Davis throws a good cross that connects.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Davis was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Davis.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Davis takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pisswater throws a shot from downtown. Davis moves away and avoids it.
Pisswater has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
Davis catches Pisswater with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pisswater checks the leg kick nicely there.
An inside leg kick lands from Davis.
Davis misses with a low kick.
Pisswater takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Davis throws out the jab.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Davis with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Davis lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pisswater misses with a hook
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bryant Davis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Davis, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 48:47
Judge James Glass scores the fight 50:46
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 50:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bryant Davis!
Bryant Davis retains his bantamweight title!
Bryant Davis decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.