PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Zweihander (ranked 706 p4p, 1153 weight class) and Joaquin Osuna (ranked 91 p4p, 138 weight class). Joaquin Osuna has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Zweihander
vs
Osuna

219 cm
26
265
13 - 6 - 0

194 cm
26
257
7 - 2 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kurt Zweihander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joaquin Osuna!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Osuna misses with an uppercut
and Zweihander counters with a straight right hand.
Osuna misses with a straight right.

Osuna has Zweihander up against the cage in a clinch.

Zweihander pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zweihander misses with a hook
and Osuna counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Kurt Zweihander has been cut.
Osuna throws an overhand right that lands on Zweihander's shoulder, as Zweihander tries to avoid the shot.
Osuna throws a shot from downtown. Zweihander moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Zweihander.
Osuna cracks Zweihander with a right hand to the side of the head.
Osuna tried to score with a low kick but Zweihander checks it.
Osuna has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A low kick from Osuna misses
enabling Zweihander to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zweihander is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Osuna.
Osuna swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

Osuna cracks Zweihander with an uppercut from hell and Zweihander crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Osuna's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!

Zweihander is rocked!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Osuna controlling from the top position.
Oh Zweihander is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Osuna wants to control from the top but Zweihander keeps moving.
Zweihander seems to have got his legs back now.
Osuna seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Let's hope that Osuna has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Osuna throwing strikes from guard but Zweihander blocks nicely.
Zweihander keeping full guard, as Osuna tries to pass.
Zweihander can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Osuna controls the pace.
Osuna with a flurry of punches that miss.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Osuna misses with an uppercut. Zweihander saw that one coming.
Zweihander seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osuna throws a leg kick which misses Zweihander's front leg but catches the back leg as Zweihander tries to avoid it.
Zweihander scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Zweihander lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Zweihander tests Osuna's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zweihander throws a monster overhand right that drops Osuna! Zweihander follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kurt Zweihander!
Kurt Zweihander seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Joaquin Osuna was interviewed post fight and said ' Joaquin Osuna stubbed his toe getting out of the shower. After talking about his experience to an MMA radio show, the popular opinion is that he's a bit dim but in a loveable way.'.