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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jones Anderson (ranked 884 p4p, 2382 weight class) and Orla Wanker (ranked 115 p4p, 278 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Orla Wanker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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188 cm 25 203 6 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm 39 191 35 - 31 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler Good low kicks Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jones Anderson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 35 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Orla Wanker! The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Anderson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wanker on the side of the head. Wanker fails with a takedown attempt. Anderson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A head kick misses from Wanker. Anderson misses with a wild body shot. Anderson misses the shot to the body. Wanker misses with the combination.
Anderson closes the distance and clinches. Wanker swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it. Anderson crunches a lovely knee into Wanker's ribcage. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Anderson lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Orla Wanker has been cut. Wanker blocks a body shot from Anderson. I was talking to Anderson's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Anderson can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
Wanker has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Anderson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Anderson lands with a right to the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Wanker is looking to take this one to the mat. Jones Anderson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Orla Wanker. Wanker looking for a takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round. Anderson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wanker lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Wanker is trying to maintain a safe position but Anderson gets an underhook and turns Wanker into the cage. Wanker tries for a takedown but Anderson manages to get underhooks.
Anderson connects with a knee to the head.
Anderson lands a right hand. Wanker drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wanker looks winded! Anderson connects with a knee to the head.
Anderson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Anderson lands an elbow inside that Wanker shrugs off. Anderson lands an elbow that stopped Wanker in his tracks for a moment.
That has opened up Orla Wanker's cut even more. Anderson lands a nice elbow from the clinch. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A short body shot lands from Anderson as the two fighters clinch.
Anderson lands a good knee to the midsection. Wanker won't want to take too many of those. Anderson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Anderson.
The cut above Orla Wanker's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Anderson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Anderson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Anderson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wanker's defenses. Anderson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Orla Wanker's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Orla Wanker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jones Anderson! Jones Anderson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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A |
G |
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B |
G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
44% |
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