PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 723 p4p, 2179 weight class) and Matija Maestro (ranked 63 p4p, 186 weight class). Cuntmara comes to the cage accompanied by $$ Hoes mad $$. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cuntmara
vs
Maestro

179 cm
39
146
38 - 24 - 3

174 cm
33
145
21 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Pulling Guard
NARCOS

Conquest Nutritionâ„¢ (160Q) $97
Wrestler Wayfare

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 24 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Matija Maestro!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cuntmara lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A punch lands to the side of Maestro 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Maestro fails with a takedown attempt.
Cuntmara lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cuntmara punishes Maestro's body with a nice straight punch.
Cuntmara throws a good cross that connects.
Cuntmara connects with a single shot there.
Cuntmara throws a series of punches but Maestro moves out of range.
Maestro is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A bone on bone clash there as Maestro blocks the leg kick.
Cuntmara takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuntmara chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cuntmara wants to slow Maestro down by chopping away at his legs.
Maestro feints the counter takedown.
Cuntmara jabs at Maestro's body.
Maestro shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cuntmara sprawls well. Cuntmara wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Maestro gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maestro closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cuntmara makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Maestro throws a looping overhand right but Cuntmara ducks down to avoid it.
Cuntmara connects with a looping right hand.
Cuntmara will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Maestro ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cuntmara dips to his left and cracks Maestro with an uppercut!

It looks like Matija Maestro has been cut.
Maestro throws out a loose jab but Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cuntmara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cuntmara throws a hook but Maestro blocks it.
Maestro with the counter takedown but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
Cuntmara thumps Maestro with a low kick.
Maestro misses with a lunging right hand
and Maestro takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the jaw.
Maestro defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maestro misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cuntmara.
Maestro keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.
Maestro throws the left hand but Cuntmara avoids the punch easily.
Cuntmara scores with a nice right hand.

Maestro is rocked!
Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Maestro.
Cuntmara throws a jab when Maestro was well out of range.
Maestro tries to close the distance and clinch but Cuntmara swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cuntmara scores with a punch to the head.
Maestro takes one to the chin there.
Maestro is still on wobbly legs! Can Cuntmara finish him?
Cuntmara misses with a straight right.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
And Maestro tries to counter it with a takedown but Cuntmara pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Cuntmara takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Maestro seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cuntmara bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Maestro! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
Maestro is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Maestro managing to control the position.
Maestro wants to sweep here but Cuntmara controlling him for the moment.
Maestro is trying to control the position but Cuntmara postures up.
Maestro is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maestro trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maestro pulls Cuntmara in close to prevent any damage.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Maestro working a defensive guard but Cuntmara passes into half guard.
Maestro is controlling Cuntmara's trapped leg to prevent Cuntmara from advancing to side control.
Maestro is looking to escape.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Matija Maestro's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cuntmara lands a really nice looking cross but Maestro seems unphased.
Cuntmara thows a left - swing and a miss!

Maestro closes the distance and clinches.

Cuntmara's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Maestro fails with the takedown.
Cuntmara appears to be looking for a big counter.
Maestro lands with a cross.
Maestro ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cuntmara.
Cuntmara tries to bum rush Maestro with a series of wild strikes but Maestro uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cuntmara's corner calls for a 1-2. Cuntmara obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cuntmara lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Maestro has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Maestro and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cuntmara throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Maestro.
Maestro with the counter takedown but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maestro fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cuntmara throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maestro sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Maestro sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And Maestro tries to counter it with a takedown but Cuntmara pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Maestro tries to clinch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara throws a quick counter head kick but Maestro was just out of range.
Maestro moves out of range of the strikes.
Maestro gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cuntmara.
Maestro scores with a punch to the head.
Maestro fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cuntmara avoids it really well and circles away.
Maestro tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cuntmara swivels and escapes.
Ibrahim Cuntmara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matija Maestro.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.
Maestro changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Cuntmara smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cuntmara throws the kick towards the body but Maestro avoids it.
Maestro tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maestro digs a good body shot into Cuntmara's ribs.

Cuntmara tries to sprawl but Maestro drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maestro stops Cuntmara from getting back to his feet.
Cuntmara avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Maestro.
Maestro missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Maestro is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Cuntmara pushes Maestro off looking to stand but Maestro dives back in and keeps control.

Maestro is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maestro is trying to control the action in half guard but Cuntmara is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Maestro tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cuntmara knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Maestro missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Maestro is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Maestro missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Maestro is working for a kimura here but Cuntmara manages to reverse the position and he's now in Maestro's guard.

Maestro looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Cuntmara passes into side control.
Maestro tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Cuntmara has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Maestro takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maestro.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Matija Maestro's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Maestro throws an off balance right hand
and Cuntmara counters with an inside leg kick.

Maestro fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cuntmara, pushing him back against the cage.

Cuntmara breaks from the clinch.
Cuntmara feints and then cracks Maestro's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Maestro down.
Maestro tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cuntmara defends well and Maestro ends up having to push Cuntmara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Cuntmara fakes the leg kick and cracks Maestro in the body.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Maestro checks it.
Maestro drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Cuntmara defends it well.
Maestro slips a straight right by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Maestro sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maestro moves in looking to clinch but Cuntmara pushes him off.
Cuntmara displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Maestro.
Cuntmara looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maestro lands with an uppercut that bounces Cuntmara off the cage and back into range.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cuntmara scores with a hook.
Cuntmara throws a sloppy body shot

and Maestro counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Maestro looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Maestro prevents Cuntmara from standing back up.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Maestro throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Matija Maestro has got the better of the ground game so far.

Maestro decides to return to a standing position.
Maestro throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cuntmara's waist but Cuntmara gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Maestro off to one side.
Ibrahim Cuntmara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matija Maestro.
Cuntmara tests Maestro's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is winning the standup battle so far.
Maestro uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cuntmara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cuntmara thuds his shin into the meat of Maestro's side.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cuntmara with a hook.
Cuntmara lands with a slapping head kick.
Maestro shoots in looking for a takedown but Cuntmara manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Maestro's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Maestro just misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara scores with a punch to the head.
Maestro uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cuntmara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cuntmara lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maestro.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Matija Maestro has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Maestro wants to counter the offense by Cuntmara and move into the clinch position.
Cuntmara fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Maestro.
Maestro tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cuntmara defends well and Maestro ends up having to push Cuntmara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cuntmara - that will leave a mark!
Cuntmara connects with an inside leg kick.
Cuntmara scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Maestro slips under a jab.
Maestro walks into a left hand.
Cuntmara scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Maestro doesn't seem bothered though.
Maestro misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cuntmara scores with a jab. Maestro acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
And Maestro tries to counter it with a takedown but Cuntmara pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Maestro saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Maestro has Cuntmara up against the cage in a clinch.
Cuntmara is trying to push Maestro away but Maestro has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Maestro has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Cuntmara's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Cuntmara finds it's way through Maestro's defenses.
Cuntmara throws out a loose jab but Maestro uses good head movement to avoid it.
Maestro tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cuntmara defends well and Maestro ends up having to push Cuntmara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Cuntmara is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Maestro can do to turn this around?
Cuntmara is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Maestro.
Maestro is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ibrahim Cuntmara showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cuntmara, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ibrahim Cuntmara!
Ibrahim Cuntmara tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.