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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sebastian Laksfoss (ranked 5473 p4p, 3129 weight class) and Zeducous Zarandous (ranked 215 p4p, 155 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Sebastian Laksfoss has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Sebastian Laksfoss seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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285
0 - 1 - 1 |
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225 cm
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300
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of London, Sebastian Laksfoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeducous Zarandous!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laksfoss takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Zarandous lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Sebastian Laksfoss has been cut.
Zeducous Zarandous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zarandous comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Laksfoss is breathing heavily.
Zarandous scores with a one two! Laksfoss had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Laksfoss takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zarandous scores with a spinning back kick!
Laksfoss needs to keep his hands up - Zarandous had a free shot at his head there.
Laksfoss takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Sebastian Laksfoss's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laksfoss gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zarandous.
Zarandous cracks Laksfoss with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Laksfoss looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zarandous finish him?
Laksfoss is rocked!
Zarandous is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Zarandous is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Laksfoss hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Zeducous Zarandous!
After the big win, Zeducous Zarandous made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Northern Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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