PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Devin Ecker (ranked 961 p4p, 1024 weight class) and Slimed Undies (ranked 112 p4p, 118 weight class). Ecker's entrance music is Right Above It. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Slimed Undies was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ecker
vs
Undies

194 cm
35
190
19 - 20 - 0

180 cm
27
190
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Devin Ecker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimed Undies!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Francis DeMontford and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Undies takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Undies throws out a loose jab but Ecker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Undies dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ecker slips under a jab from Undies.
A little feinted left hand from Ecker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Undies pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Ecker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short uppercut from Ecker.
Undies gets through Ecker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Undies.
Ecker looking to throw knees to the head but Undies is blocking nicely.
Ecker tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ecker changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Undies fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Undies scores with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Oooooh!!! Undies has knocked Ecker down with a huge combo! Undies steps away and waves a wobbly Ecker back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Ecker is rocked!
Ecker throws the kick towards the body but Undies avoids it.
Oh Ecker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ecker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Undies defends it nicely.
Undies throws a counter combo.
Ecker seems to have got his legs back now.
Ecker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies cracks Ecker with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Slimed Undies!
A less than humble Slimed Undies misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.