PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Shakes (ranked 654 p4p, 3891 weight class) and Micro Aggression (ranked 50 p4p, 258 weight class). Shakes comes to the cage accompanied by About the Money- T.I.. Aggression has chosen Mo Money Mo Problems as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Shakes
vs
Aggression

175 cm
31
146
20 - 15 - 0

160 cm
33
142
10 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Shadow Realm Apparel
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus Shakes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Micro Aggression!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shakes on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Aggression throws a poor cross that misses
and Shakes counters with a right hand to the body.
Shakes throws out a loose jab but Aggression uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shakes uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Aggression.
Aggression throws a body punch but Shakes moves out of range.
Marcus Shakes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shakes checks a leg kick.
Aggression shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Aggression throws a hook to the side of Shakes's head but Shakes sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Aggression lands a nice shot that snaps Shakes's head back.
Nice cross by Shakes.
Aggression takes one to the chin there.

Aggression is rocked!
Aggression circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Shakes. Aggression falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Shakes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marcus Shakes!
A less than humble Marcus Shakes misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Micro Aggression spoke after the fight, saying 'Fuck this shit'.