PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 67 p4p, 349 weight class) and Bruce White Jr (ranked 5 p4p, 27 weight class). Cuntmara comes to the cage accompanied by $$ Hoes mad $$. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cuntmara
vs
White Jr

179 cm
37
146
37 - 20 - 3

170 cm
37
155
27 - 18 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013
NARCOS

NARCOS
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Bruce White Jr!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Chris Dean and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
White Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on White Jr if he has to take too many more of those.
Cuntmara connects with a leg kick.
Cuntmara fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
White Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cuntmara cracks White Jr with an open hand slap.
White Jr scores with a jab to the head.
Cuntmara thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on White Jr if he has to take too many more of those.
Cuntmara thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cuntmara cracks White Jr with a good jab.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
White Jr defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Cuntmara throws a one two combo.

It looks like Bruce White Jr has been cut.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from White Jr.
Cuntmara was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
White Jr swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
White Jr throws a right hand that misses
and Cuntmara counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by White Jr!
Cuntmara swats away the attempt to clinch by White Jr.
White Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from White Jr.
White Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cuntmara throws a good cross that connects.
White Jr misses with a straight right.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from White Jr.
White Jr misses with a wild body shot.
Cuntmara scores with the left hand. White Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but White Jr checks it.
White Jr ducks right into an uppercut from Cuntmara.
Jab, jab by Cuntmara - just one landing.
Cuntmara takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Ibrahim Cuntmara has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
White Jr misses the shot to the body.
White Jr defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara fails to land with a series of punches.
White Jr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A nice leg kick from Cuntmara, right into the meat of the thigh.
A telegraphed right hand from Cuntmara misses the target.
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
White Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
White Jr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cuntmara.
White Jr dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cuntmara throws a lazy uppercut
and White Jr counters with a stiff right hand.
Cuntmara connects with a body shot.
Cuntmara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
White Jr is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice body punch from White Jr.
Cuntmara circles away from the clinch attempt.
White Jr blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from White Jr misses.
White Jr on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cuntmara. Cuntmara obviously looking to wear him down.
Cuntmara throws a nice outside leg kick.

Cuntmara tries to keep at a distance but White Jr has taken the fight into the clinch.
White Jr working aggressively here.
White Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
White Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
White Jr misses with a punch to the body.
Cuntmara blocking some punches.
White Jr is working Cuntmara over against the cage.
Cuntmara blocks a body shot from White Jr.
White Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
White Jr putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cuntmara in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Cuntmara controls his hands.
Cuntmara prevents a body shot from White Jr.
Cuntmara tries to break the clinch but White Jr is controlling the position.
A short right from White Jr on the inside.
White Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Cuntmara controls his hands.
White Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
White Jr tries to throw a body punch but Cuntmara avoids it by throwing White Jr back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cuntmara blocks a body shot from White Jr.
Cuntmara wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cuntmara.
White Jr lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cuntmara prevents a body shot from White Jr.
White Jr scores with a hook to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ibrahim Cuntmara will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice cross by Cuntmara.
White Jr loads up on a big right hand but Cuntmara slips the punch.
Cuntmara scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A leg kick checked by White Jr.
Cuntmara moves forwards but White Jr connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cuntmara throws a lazy head kick
and White Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cuntmara lands a jab.
White Jr moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
White Jr goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cuntmara misses with a jab to the body
and White Jr counters with a nice body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
White Jr misses with a telegraphed body shot
and White Jr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cuntmara ducks under a wild hook from White Jr.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts White Jr, as that shot connected.
White Jr takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A combination from White Jr does no damage.
Cuntmara lands a nice hook to White Jr's body. White Jr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A clash of legs there as White Jr blocks the low kick.
White Jr avoids a kick to the body.
Cuntmara scores with a jab. White Jr acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but White Jr moved out of range nicely.
White Jr moves out of range as Cuntmara strikes.
White Jr misses with a wild body shot.
White Jr takes a swing at Cuntmara's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Cuntmara on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cuntmara throws a looping overhand right but White Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Cuntmara's corner calls for a 1-2. Cuntmara obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
White Jr thuds a left hand into Cuntmara's body.
Good work by White Jr as he checks the leg kick.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is winning the standup battle so far.
White Jr misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheers as White Jr lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cuntmara doesn't seem phased though.

White Jr clinches up with Cuntmara and pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Cuntmara.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from White Jr fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for White Jr.
White Jr misses with a body punch.
Cuntmara takes a shot to the head.
Cuntmara prevents a body shot from White Jr.
White Jr tries to work over Cuntmara's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
White Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cuntmara backwards.
White Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Cuntmara breaks from the clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara looking to land some kicks to the body here.
White Jr scores with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before White Jr has time to react.
Cuntmara throws a hook but White Jr avoids it easily.
White Jr misses with a wild combination.
Cuntmara lands an overhand right.
White Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
White Jr is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cuntmara rather than just go for the knockout.
An inside leg kick from Cuntmara misses.
White Jr misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara throws the kick towards the body but White Jr avoids it.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cuntmara lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and White Jr has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from White Jr and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White Jr slips a straight right by Cuntmara.
White Jr is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cuntmara with a body shot.
White Jr throws a jab when Cuntmara was well out of range.
Cuntmara cracks White Jr with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A jab from Cuntmara misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara throws a poor cross that misses
and White Jr counters with a nice uppercut.
Cuntmara scores with a head kick.
A shot to the body from White Jr misses
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A decent looking cross lands there for White Jr.
Cuntmara lands a jab.
Cuntmara moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

White Jr lands a left and a right that send Cuntmara crashing to the mat, dazed. White Jr thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Cuntmara is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crack! White Jr connects with the perfect overhand right and Cuntmara falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for White Jr!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bruce White Jr!
Bruce White Jr is the new featherweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Bruce White Jr thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Ibrahim Cuntmara was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame The Stepdads for this defeat ,especially Alex K.'.