PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Donald (ranked 24945 p4p, 24575 weight class) and Spanky Schwartz (ranked 532 p4p, 552 weight class). Spanky Schwartz will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Donald
vs
Schwartz

195 cm
19
260
0 - 1 - 1

200 cm
19
265
2 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Northern Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ronald Donald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Spanky Schwartz!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Dean Styles and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donald takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Schwartz lands with a right hand.
Schwartz dives in and grabs Donald's left leg, looking for a takedown. Donald pushes down on Schwartz's head and hops out.
Donald looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Donald keeps the fight on the outside.
Donald slaps away a takedown attempt from Schwartz, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Schwartz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Donald throws a body punch but Schwartz moves out of range.
Donald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Schwartz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donald throws an overhand right that lands on Schwartz's shoulder, as Schwartz tries to avoid the shot.
Donald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwartz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwartz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Donald lands a nice hook to Schwartz's body. Schwartz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Donald throws a body punch but Schwartz moves out of range.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwartz tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Donald manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwartz blocks a jab.
Donald missing with a left hand there. Schwartz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Donald misses the jab.
Schwartz doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Donald misses the shot to the body.
Schwartz shoots in but no luck this time.
Ronald Donald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky Schwartz.
Schwartz is looking to clinch but Donald is avoiding it.
Donald throws a lazy uppercut
and Schwartz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schwartz ducks under a wild hook from Donald.
Schwartz misses with a hook.
Donald misses the jab.
Schwartz lands with an overhand left.
Donald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwartz.
Schwartz lands with a cross.
Schwartz lands a really nice looking cross but Donald seems unphased.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwartz wants to land a leg kick but Donald is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwartz shoots in looking for a takedown. Donald tries to sprawl out of it but Schwartz keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Donald manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Donald checks a low kick from Schwartz.
Schwartz dives in and grabs Donald's left leg, looking for a takedown. Donald pushes down on Schwartz's head and hops out.
Donald ducks under a wild hook from Schwartz.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwartz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Schwartz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Donald.
Donald swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schwartz fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Schwartz is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Donald had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Schwartz moves in looking to clinch but Donald pushes him off.
Donald swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Donald. Schwartz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwartz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Donald paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Schwartz has a takedown stuffed.
Donald is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwartz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Donald momentarily.
Schwartz closes this distance looking for a takedown but Donald circles away.
Schwartz looks winded!
Donald throws a hook to the side of Schwartz's head but Schwartz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schwartz tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Donald defends well and Schwartz ends up having to push Donald into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Donald throws a hook to the side of Schwartz's head but Schwartz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schwartz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donald.
Donald throws a big shot that misses.
Schwartz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Donald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schwartz was well out of range. Poor timing from Donald.
Donald lands with a hook. Schwartz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Spanky Schwartz has been cut.
Donald swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schwartz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwartz tries to clinch up.
Schwartz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donald throws a hook but Schwartz avoids it easily.
Donald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwartz.
Schwartz looks to land a left hand but Donald moved out of range nicely.
Schwartz throws a body shot but no joy.
Donald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donald displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schwartz throws out the jab.
Schwartz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schwartz avoids the body shot from Donald.
Donald takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schwartz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Donald moves away.
Donald swings for the body but Schwartz moves out of range.
Donald looks to score with a jab to the body but Schwartz is just out of range.
Schwartz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No luck for Schwartz with that takedown attempt.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Donald misses with an uppercut.
Donald throws a looping overhand right but Schwartz ducks down to avoid it.
Donald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwartz manages to avoid it.
Schwartz moves away from the strike by Donald.
Schwartz swinging wildly here.
Donald with a nice cross.
Schwartz throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Donald was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schwartz.
Schwartz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Donald.
The fighters circle momentarily. Donald darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Donald misses with a wild body shot.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Donald throws a looping overhand right but Schwartz ducks down to avoid it.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Donald misses.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Donald thows a left - swing and a miss!
Donald loads up on a big right hand but Schwartz slips the punch.
Schwartz tries to clinch but Donald moves out of range.
Donald throws the left hand but Schwartz avoids the punch easily.
Donald swings widly with a right hand
and Schwartz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schwartz shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Donald but Donald pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Schwartz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Donald.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schwartz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donald throws a looping overhand right but Schwartz ducks down to avoid it.
Schwartz is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Schwartz is looking to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Schwartz.
Donald takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Donald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schwartz was well out of range. Poor timing from Donald.
Schwartz walks into a jab.
Donald missing with a left hand there. Schwartz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Schwartz is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Donald with a body shot.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Donald slips under a jab from Schwartz.
Donald circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ronald Donald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Donald slips under a jab.
Donald misses with a body shot.
Schwartz throws a counter combo.
Schwartz misses the shot to the body.
Donald slaps away a takedown attempt from Schwartz, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Donald is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schwartz shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Donald sprawls well. Donald wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schwartz gets slowly back to his feet.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.
Schwartz ducks under a wild hook from Donald.
Donald takes a swing at Schwartz's ribcage but misses.
A big left from Donald misses.
Donald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schwartz was well out of range. Poor timing from Donald.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Donald just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Donald throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Donald misses.
Donald throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Donald throws a shot from downtown. Schwartz moves away and avoids it.
Donald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwartz.
Donald looks to throw the jab but Schwartz is out of range.
A big left from Donald misses.
Donald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwartz manages to avoid it.
Donald throws the left hand but Schwartz avoids the punch easily.
Donald misses with a straight right.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.
Schwartz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Donald.
Schwartz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Donald.
Schwartz is looking to clinch.
Donald displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schwartz.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Donald lands a nice hook to Schwartz's body. Schwartz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Donald throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Schwartz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Schwartz looks to land a right hand but Donald moved out of range.
Schwartz walks into a left hand.
Schwartz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Donald misses with a wild body shot.
Donald throws a jab but it's blocked by Schwartz.
Donald throws out a loose jab but Schwartz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Donald misses with an uppercut.
Donald keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Donald showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schwartz.
Donald throws a body punch but Schwartz moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald Donald dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Spanky Schwartz's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Donald misses with a hook. Schwartz ducked under it nicely.
Donald just misses with a punch to the body.
Donald circles away from the clinch attempt.
Donald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donald is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schwartz can do to turn this around?
Schwartz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Donald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donald misses with a hook to the body
and Schwartz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schwartz moves out of range of the strikes.
Donald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donald throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schwartz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Donald was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.
Schwartz swinging wildly here.
Donald takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Donald. Schwartz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwartz connects with a nice looking jab.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.
Schwartz staying out of range there.
Schwartz misses with an uppercut.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Schwartz might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Donald has got the better of the exchanges.
Schwartz misses with a hook. Donald ducked under it nicely.
Schwartz fails with a takedown attempt.
Donald is looking to counter punch.
Schwartz is breathing heavily.
Donald takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Schwartz slips a straight right by Donald.
Donald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwartz.
Nice shot by Schwartz.
Donald takes a swing at Schwartz's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donald looks to score with a jab to the body but Schwartz is just out of range.
Schwartz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Donald.
Schwartz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Donald.
A nice side step and Schwartz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Donald misses with a wild body shot.
Schwartz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donald.
Schwartz misses with a looping left.
Schwartz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Donald throws a hook but Schwartz avoids it easily.
Donald misses with a straight right.
Donald misses with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fight stays on the outside here - Schwartz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Donald is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schwartz throws a hook but Donald avoids it easily.
Schwartz slips under a jab.
Donald misses with a straight left.
Schwartz looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donald is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schwartz.
Schwartz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Donald misses the target.
Donald throws a hook but Schwartz avoids it easily.
Schwartz fails to land the takedown.
Ronald Donald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky Schwartz.
Donald throws a poor cross that misses
and Schwartz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schwartz lands with an overhand left.
Schwartz slips under a jab from Donald.
Schwartz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donald.
Nice defenses there by Schwartz.
Schwartz lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Donald at a distance.
Donald lands a really nice looking cross but Schwartz seems unphased.
Schwartz throws a series of strikes that have Donald backpedaling.
Donald swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwartz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donald uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schwartz.
Donald pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schwartz feints a counter leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Donald thows a left - swing and a miss!
Schwartz now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Schwartz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Schwartz connects with a looping right hand.
Schwartz changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Donald tries to avoid it but Schwartz manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Donald to the ground. Donald escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Schwartz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donald.
Donald takes a swing at Schwartz's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Donald. Schwartz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Donald loads up on a big right hand but Schwartz slips the punch.
A jab from Donald misses.
Donald throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schwartz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Donald looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Schwartz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Donald.
Schwartz works the jab nicely.
Ronald Donald is winning the standup battle so far.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Donald dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schwartz wants to clinch up but Donald keeps it at a distance.
A lazy left from Donald finds it's target.
Donald throws a hook to the side of Schwartz's head but Schwartz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwartz throws a looping overhand right but Donald ducks down to avoid it.
Donald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwartz manages to avoid it.
Donald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Donald.
Schwartz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwartz tries a quick counter leg kick but Donald is wise to it.
Donald throws a hook but Schwartz blocks it.
Schwartz slips under a jab.
Schwartz tries to clinch there but Donald circles away.
Donald throws out a loose jab but Schwartz uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Donald misses with a straight left.
Donald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donald misses with an uppercut. Schwartz saw that one coming.
Donald keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice defenses there by Donald.
Schwartz shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Donald defends it nicely.
Donald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Schwartz misses with a body shot.
Schwartz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Donald throws out the jab.
Schwartz misses with a wild body shot.
Schwartz is looking to clinch but Donald is avoiding it.
Spanky Schwartz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Donald looks to throw the jab but Schwartz is out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Donald connects with a single shot there.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Schwartz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Donald paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A swing and a miss from Donald.
Donald misses with a hook.
Donald just misses with a punch to the body.
Donald throws a hook but Schwartz blocks it.
Donald ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Donald throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Schwartz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Donald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwartz manages to avoid it.
Donald misses with a looping left.
Schwartz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Donald swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donald throws a body shot but no joy.
Donald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schwartz was well out of range. Poor timing from Donald.
Schwartz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donald.
Donald misses with a looping left.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Donald throws a jab when Schwartz was well out of range.
Donald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Donald misses.
Donald throws the left hand but Schwartz avoids the punch easily.
A nice side step and Schwartz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Schwartz cracks Donald with a good jab.
Donald throws a body punch but Schwartz moves out of range.
Schwartz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Donald takes a swing at Schwartz's ribcage but misses.
Donald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwartz scores with a punch to the head.
Donald just misses with a punch to the body.
It seemed like Schwartz was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Donald.
Schwartz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwartz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Donald.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Donald throws out a loose jab but Schwartz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Donald throws a hook to the side of Schwartz's head but Schwartz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schwartz slips a jab from Donald.
Donald just misses with a punch to the body.
Donald misses with a jab to the body
and Schwartz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Donald throws a lazy right hand but Schwartz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Schwartz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Donald scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheers as Donald lands an impressive looking overhand right. Schwartz doesn't seem phased though.
Donald swings for the body but Schwartz moves out of range.
Schwartz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schwartz! But no joy.
Schwartz tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Donald swivels and escapes.
Schwartz moves out of range as Donald strikes.
Donald misses with an uppercut. Schwartz saw that one coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ronald Donald showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Donald has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 20:18
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 20:18
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 20:18

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ronald Donald!