PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Ding Dong (ranked 24468 p4p, 2219 weight class) and Chris Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Ding Dong
vs
Kane

200 cm
23
265
6 - 23 - 0

195 cm
23
250
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

30th Century Beer Store
NARCOS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Kane!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kane instigates a clinch.
Kane lands with a right to the head.
A hook to the body from Kane.
Kane lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ding Dong backwards.
Still in the clinch, Kane scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ding Dong takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Kane.
Ding Dong is breathing heavily.
Good body shot from Kane.
Kane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kane.
A short right from Kane.
Kane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ding Dong backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Kane.
Kane presses Ding Dong against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Kane.
A shot in the inside from Kane.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Kane.
Kane throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ding Dongs head.
Kane lands a body punch.
Kane presses Ding Dong against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kane digs a right hand into Ding Dong's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ding Dong's gas tank.
Kane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kane lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kane lands with a light punch inside.
Ding Dong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ding Dong takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot in the inside from Kane.

Ding Dong is rocked!
Kane lands a left hand.
Oh Ding Dong is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short left from Kane.
Still in the clinch, Kane scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kane lands a body shot in the clinch.

Kane drops Ding Dong onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Ding Dong is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Ding Dong! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Kane is unloading with more strikes now! Ding Dong drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chris Kane!
In his post fight interview, Chris Kane started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
The defeated Ding Ding Dong had this to say: '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.