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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Space Herpes (ranked 1273 p4p, 940 weight class) and Reginald Helmsley (ranked 157 p4p, 122 weight class). Herpes comes to the cage accompanied by Space Herpes. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Space Herpes!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Reginald Helmsley!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmsley scores with a head kick. Herpes tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Herpes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Helmsley throws a big shot that misses.
Helmsley drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
It looks like Reginald Helmsley has been cut.
Helmsley clinches.
Herpes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Helmsley stalls.
Herpes on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Helmsley prevents Herpes from breaking the clinch.
Herpes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Helmsley attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Helmsley tries to clinch up but Herpes circles away and keeps his distance.
It looked like Herpes wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Herpes swings for the body but Helmsley moves out of range.
Helmsley has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Helmsley throws a head kick but Herpes moves out of range.
Herpes catches Helmsley with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice defenses there by Herpes.
Herpes loads up on a big right hand but Helmsley slips the punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Herpes cracks Helmsley with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Helmsley looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Herpes finish him?
Herpes misses with a straight left.
Helmsley throws a solid leg kick but Herpes takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Helmsley.
Helmsley misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Herpes.
Herpes loads up on a big right hand but Helmsley slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmsley looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Herpes drops Helmsley with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Helmsley looks back up at him and smiles so Herpes waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Helmsley is rocked!
Herpes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Helmsley is still on wobbly legs! Can Herpes finish him?
Herpes lands an uppercut, right on the button! Helmsley tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Space Herpes!
Space Herpes retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Space Herpes thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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