PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 1046 p4p, 1372 weight class) and White Cole (ranked 130 p4p, 166 weight class). Dispatch Regulator comes to the cage accompanied by A Doon Hicky. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Dispatch Regulator
vs
Cole

189 cm
30
259
19 - 11 - 2

225 cm
29
265
13 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 2, fighting out of New York, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, White Cole!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cole has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dispatch Regulator.
Cole throws a series of punches but Dispatch Regulator avoids them all with ease.
Dispatch Regulator takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Some wild striking there from Cole.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to counter punch.
A combination from Cole does no damage.
Dispatch Regulator defending well as Cole loads up on a big left hand.
Cole works the jab nicely.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Cole throws an overhand right that lands on Dispatch Regulator's shoulder, as Dispatch Regulator tries to avoid the shot.
Cole scores with the left hand. Dispatch Regulator knows he should have avoided that one.
Cole misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dispatch Regulator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like White Cole has been cut.
Cole is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The fighters circling - Cole throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A left and a right from Cole both land. Nice combination.
Dispatch Regulator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cole moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cole looks to land a combination but Dispatch Regulator avoids it well.
Dispatch Regulator misses with an uppercut.
Cole let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A slow jab from Dispatch Regulator misses its intended target.
Dispatch Regulator has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A swing and a miss from Cole.
Cole drops his hands momentarily and Dispatch Regulator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cole swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That kick from Dispatch Regulator tenderised Cole's leg. Cole is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cole misses with a double jab.
Cole throws a right and a left that Dispatch Regulator avoids nicely.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cole throws a combination that misses
and Cole takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Cole.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cole misses with a combination
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a left to the body.
Dispatch Regulator avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dispatch Regulator drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab when Cole was well out of range.
Cole throws a body punch but Dispatch Regulator moves out of range.
Cole ducks under a wild hook from Dispatch Regulator.
Cole connects with a right hand. Dispatch Regulator shakes it off.
Cole blocks a low kick nicely.
Cole has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cole misses with a two punch combination.
Cole misses with a double jab
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator looks to land a left hand but Cole moved out of range nicely.
Cole unleashes a big counter combination but Dispatch Regulator bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Dispatch Regulator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cole throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from Dispatch Regulator misses the target.
Cole avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cole wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cole cracks Dispatch Regulator with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dispatch Regulator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cole has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Cole takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cole scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a straight left.
Dispatch Regulator tries to score with a low kick but Cole moves his leg out of the way.
Cole looks to land a right hand but Dispatch Regulator moved out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cole throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cole swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a straight right hand.

That has opened up White Cole's cut even more.
Dispatch Regulator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dispatch Regulator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cole throws a combination that misses
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a nice uppercut.
Cole swings widly with a right hand
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a crisp right that sends Cole to the canvas! Dispatch Regulator follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator thanked the fans post fight for their support.