PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Spicoli (ranked 586 p4p, 1061 weight class) and Bernard Krakowski (ranked 82 p4p, 144 weight class). Spicoli comes to the cage accompanied by Money Buy Drugs. Krakowski has chosen Netherfell - Mokosz as his entrance music. Bernard Krakowski has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jeff Spicoli's chin.

Spicoli
vs
Krakowski

187 cm
27
215
12 - 4 - 0

192 cm
26
223
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

NARCOS
Kersikov's Vitamin Clinic (160)

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeff Spicoli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bernard Krakowski!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krakowski just misses with a punch to the body.
We've been told by Spicoli's head coaches at Globo Gym (5000) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Krakowski throws a looping overhand right but Spicoli ducks down to avoid it.
Spicoli moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Bernard Krakowski has been cut.
Spicoli misses with a hook.
Krakowski gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Krakowski missing with a left hand there. Spicoli was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spicoli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Krakowski.
Krakowski misses with a looping right.
Krakowski lands with an uppercut that bounces Spicoli off the cage and back into range.
Krakowski takes a swing at Spicoli's ribcage but misses.
Krakowski throws a jab when Spicoli was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krakowski misses the jab.
It looked like Spicoli wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spicoli lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Spicoli looks to score with a jab to the body but Krakowski is just out of range.
Krakowski throws a right and a left that Spicoli avoids nicely.
Spicoli is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Krakowski.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spicoli takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krakowski throws a body punch but Spicoli moves out of range.
Krakowski misses with a looping left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Krakowski. Spicoli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Krakowski misses with an uppercut.
Krakowski misses with a hook. Spicoli ducked under it nicely.
Spicoli connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Spicoli slips a straight right by Krakowski.
Spicoli was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Krakowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spicoli was well out of range. Poor timing from Krakowski.
Spicoli just misses with a punch to the body.
Bernard Krakowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spicoli lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Spicoli is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Krakowski.
Spicoli takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Krakowski takes a swing at Spicoli's ribcage but misses.
Nice defenses there by Krakowski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krakowski misses with a hook. Spicoli ducked under it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Krakowski. Spicoli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spicoli thuds his right hand into Krakowski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spicoli has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Spicoli there as he acknowledges the shot.
Spicoli moves away from the strike by Krakowski.
Krakowski just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSpicoli.
Spicoli ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Krakowski looks to throw the jab but Spicoli is out of range.

Spicoli lands a big head kick that sends Krakowski tumbling to the mat! Spicoli takes a step backwards and waves Krakowski back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Krakowski is rocked!

That has opened up Bernard Krakowski's cut even more.

Spicoli drives through and clinches with Krakowski against the cage.
Krakowski is still on wobbly legs! Can Spicoli finish him?
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Spicoli as Krakowski tries to tie him up.
Spicoli lands a left hand.
Krakowski wants to stall.
Krakowski wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Spicoli lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Spicoli on the inside.
Spicoli lands a right hand.
Spicoli creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Krakowski's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Krakowski drops to his knees and Spicoli pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeff Spicoli!
Jeff Spicoli took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Fairest fight in the game...'.