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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 365 p4p, 633 weight class) and Spencer Williams (ranked 26 p4p, 51 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Spencer Williams!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Sosuke Kotani and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater cracks Williams with an open hand slap.
Pisswater pushes Williams up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Williams blocks it.
Williams lands a hook to the side of the head.
Williams tries to throw a body punch but Pisswater avoids it by throwing Williams back against the cage.
Pisswater lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Williams backwards.
Pisswater's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater lands a body shot.
We've been hearing reports that Pisswater has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Pisswater lands a body punch in the clinch.
Pisswater stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Williams blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Williams blocks it.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
Williams blocks a body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams takes a shot to the head.
Williams prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Williams misses with a hook from the clinch.
Williams lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pisswater blocks a body shot from Williams.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Williams's coach down at Copes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Williams's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Williams controls his hands.
Pisswater lands a right hand.
Pisswater is trying to drag Williams to the mat but Williams just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Pisswater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Williams throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Williams with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right hook to the body lands for Williams.
Williams's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater tries to pull guard but Williams forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Williams goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pisswater misses with a body punch.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Williams throws a punch but it's blocked by Pisswater.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater scores with a nice hook to the head.
Williams scores with a shot to the side of Pisswater's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams misses with a punch on the inside.
Williams is looking to control Pisswater's arms but Pisswater gets an underhook and turns him. Now Williams has his back to the cage.
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
Williams misses with a punch on the inside.
Williams throws a punch but it's blocked by Pisswater.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
Williams misses with a body punch.
Williams wants to stall.
A right hook to the body lands for Williams.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pisswater as Williams tries to tie him up.
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Pisswater digs a right hand into Williams's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Williams's gas tank.
Williams can't find room to land a body shot as Pisswater controls the action.
Pisswater lands a shoulder strike.
Pisswater lands with a light punch inside.
Pisswater lands a hook to the side of the head.
Williams tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisswater's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Williams gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for Pisswater.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
Williams is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Williams is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pisswater is keeping busy.
Williams misses with a punch on the inside.
Pisswater pulls guard successfully.
Pisswater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Pisswater has a closed guard, preventing Williams from standing up.
Pisswater has his foot on Williams's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Williams works his way back into a safe position though.
Williams trying to stand up but can't free himself from Pisswater's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Williams gets to his feet - Pisswater follows without any prompting.
Williams throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater checks the leg kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Williams defends it nicely.
Williams throws a solid leg kick but Pisswater takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Williams.
Pisswater is looking to chop away at Williams's legs.
Williams has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Williams there as he acknowledges the shot.
Williams connects with a nice looking jab.
Williams avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Williams throws a body shot but no joy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pisswater.
Williams appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1-2. Pisswater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Pisswater drives through and clinches with Williams against the cage.
Williams tries to work over Pisswater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Williams creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Williams takes one to the chin there.
Williams ducks right into an uppercut from Pisswater.
Pisswater fails with the takedown
and Williams counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pisswater lands a really nice looking cross but Williams seems unphased.
Pisswater fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisswater rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Williams moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisswater changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Pisswater lands with a nice combination. Williams backs away looking to recover.
Pisswater bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Williams's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisswater lands a slapping body shot.
Williams pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pisswater swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A left lands for Pisswater.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pisswater closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Williams quickly recovers to half guard.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Williams can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Pisswater throwing shots but Williams is blocking nicely.
Williams on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Williams wants to get back to his feet.
Pisswater winds up and cracks Williams with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pisswater connects with a nice short shot to Williams's temple.
Williams is trying to escape back to his feet but Pisswater uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Pisswater works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Williams is trying to buck Pisswater off.
Williams takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Williams is trying to buck Pisswater off.
Pisswater working the ground and pound from side control.
Williams is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Pisswater asserts his dominance and retains side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Williams is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Pisswater working the ground and pound.
Williams is pushing Pisswater's head away, looking to escape. Pisswater manages to hold on to the position though.
Pisswater tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Williams takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Williams is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Pisswater has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Pisswater lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Pisswater prevents Williams from escaping the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater working the ground and pound from side control.
Pisswater working the ground and pound from side control.
Natalia Pisswater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Williams is working to avoid the ground and pound but Pisswater connects with a decent elbow.
Pisswater is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Williams is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Pisswater lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Williams down.
Pisswater trying to control the position but Williams is working away.
Williams bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Williams lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pisswater at a distance.
Pisswater lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Williams backs up against the cage.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater throws a body punch but Williams moves out of range.
A combination from Pisswater does no damage.
A nice side step and Williams releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pisswater clobbers Williams with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pisswater cracks Williams with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater wants to clinch.
Williams misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Williams checks the leg kick.
Pisswater fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Williams on the side of the head.
Williams takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pisswater tries for a takedown but Williams circles away easily
and Williams cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice uppercut there from Pisswater.
Williams misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisswater uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pisswater blocks a head kick by Williams.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Natalia Pisswater dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Pisswater thuds a left hand into Williams's body.
Spencer Williams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Williams tries to move into range but Pisswater moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Williams as he avoids it easily.
Pisswater throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Williams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Pisswater's jab looks to have found its range, popping Williams under the eye.
Pisswater tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Williams manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Pisswater misses the target.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Williams's shoulder, as Williams tries to avoid the shot.
Williams tries a head kick but it misses.
Williams misses with a body kick.
Pisswater throws a quick counter kick to the body but Williams avoids it.
Pisswater throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pisswater takes one on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Pisswater.
Williams dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pisswater. That did some damage!
Pisswater lands with a shot to the body.
Pisswater pushes Williams up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater tries to pull guard but Williams won't allow it.
Williams misses with the head strike.
Pisswater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater lands a nice shot to the body.
Williams stuffs the takedown attempt from Pisswater. Pisswater gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice jab there from Pisswater.
Pisswater fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Williams is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Williams misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Williams manages to avoid it.
Williams throws the left hand but Pisswater avoids the punch easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Williams throws Pisswater to one side and escapes!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisswater misses with a few strikes there.
Pisswater dips to his left and cracks Williams with an uppercut!
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
Pisswater scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Williams will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Williams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Pisswater clinches up against the cage.
Pisswater presses Williams against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Williams working aggressively here.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Williams blocking some punches.
Pisswater is trying to pull guard but Williams turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Williams makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Pisswater.
Williams takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pisswater breaks from the clinch.
Pisswater scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Williams does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisswater scores with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Williams misses the target.
Pisswater lands with a hook. Williams tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pisswater stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pisswater.
Williams lands a body shot.
Pisswater falls off balance throwing a combination
and Williams counters with a nice body shot.
Williams throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pisswater fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Williams on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater lands a nice shot that snaps Williams's head back.
A jab from Pisswater does it's job there.
Natalia Pisswater is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Pisswater.
Williams misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pisswater ducks right into an uppercut from Williams.
Pisswater throws a head kick that misses.
Williams takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pisswater swinging wildly here.
Williams missing with a left hand there. Pisswater was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
Williams avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisswater lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater clobbers Williams with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Williams throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Williams in his tracks.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1-2. Pisswater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Natalia Pisswater showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pisswater has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
A very excited looking Natalia Pisswater made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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