PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Spicoli (ranked 476 p4p, 1222 weight class) and Ameen Robertson (ranked 63 p4p, 153 weight class). Spicoli comes to the cage accompanied by Money Buy Drugs. Robertson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Regulate - Nate Dogg & Warren G. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Spicoli
vs
Robertson

187 cm
28
215
13 - 4 - 0

188 cm
28
215
13 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

NARCOS
Kersikov's Vitamin Clinic (160)

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeff Spicoli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ameen Robertson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robertson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spicoli sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spicoli scores with a spinning back kick!
Robertson throws a body punch but Spicoli moves out of range.
Robertson cracks a nice hook into Spicoli's ribs.
Robertson cracks Spicoli with a good jab.
Spicoli swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Robertson takes one on the button.
A swing and a miss from Robertson.
Spicoli bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Robertson's head.
Robertson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Robertson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spicoli manages to avoid it.
Ameen Robertson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robertson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Spicoli's hands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab from Robertson.
Robertson swings widly with a right hand
and Spicoli counters with a straight right hand.
Robertson throws a low kick but Spicoli avoids it.
Spicoli has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.
Robertson lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spicoli tries to land a front kick but Robertson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jeff Spicoli is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spicoli connects with a high kick.
Robertson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Robertson misses the shot to the body.
Spicoli thows a left - swing and a miss!
Robertson throws a hook but Spicoli avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Robertson. Spicoli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spicoli throws a hook but Robertson avoids it easily.
Spicoli throws a jab when Robertson was well out of range.
Spicoli throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spicoli lands with an overhand left.
Robertson throws a sloppy head kick and Spicoli moves out of range easily.
Spicoli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spicoli avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spicoli slips a jab from Robertson.
Jab from Robertson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spicoli circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Robertson drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Spicoli follows Robertson to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeff Spicoli!
Post fight, an emotional Jeff Spicoli said 'ya know joe rogan i was just hitting nate dog and warren g ya know slapping them up a little the next thing you know dudes chains ended up on my neck Bam! his watch Bam his rings ya idk what happened man shit just got real totally killed my buzz bro but i got this snoop dogg weed out of warren g's p'.