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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sao Alela (ranked 2852 p4p, 2851 weight class) and Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 293 p4p, 292 weight class). Alela comes to the cage accompanied by Cryin' Like a Bitch. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sao Alela!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Weirdo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Alela throws out the jab.
Alela throws an overhand right that lands on De La Weirdo's shoulder, as De La Weirdo tries to avoid the shot.
De La Weirdo is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Sao Alela seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
De La Weirdo throws a series of punches but Alela moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Alela.
Alela throws a predictable looking body shot
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Alela will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Alela takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Alela misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alela swings and misses with a shot to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice cross by Alela.
Alela has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
De La Weirdo digs a good hook to Alela's body.
Alela throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De La Weirdo slaps away a takedown attempt from Alela, before circling back to the center of the mat.
De La Weirdo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Alela.
Alela wants to slow De La Weirdo down by chopping away at his legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alela throws a jab but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A low kick from Alela misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
De La Weirdo's corner calls for a 1-2. De La Weirdo obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Alela misses with a body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Alela tries to work over De La Weirdo's front leg with a kick but De La Weirdo checks it.
De La Weirdo slips under a jab.
De La Weirdo scores with a jab to the head.
Alela misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from De La Weirdo.
Alela shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as De La Weirdo sprawls well. De La Weirdo wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Alela gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sao Alela. That's going to take a lot out of him.
De La Weirdo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
De La Weirdo scores with a nice strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alela misses with a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circling - De La Weirdo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Alela throws a quick counter head kick but De La Weirdo was just out of range.
Alela throws a combination that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild combination.
De La Weirdo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
De La Weirdo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Alela throws a right hand that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot.
Oscar De La Weirdo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Alela shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Alela takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alela throws a poor cross that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Alela's knee momentarily.
A nice inside leg kick there by De La Weirdo. That's going to slow Alela down.
Decent striking displayed by De La Weirdo there.
Alela tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Alela can pounce on him.
De La Weirdo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Alela throws a nice inside leg kick.
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo digs a good hook to Alela's body.
Nice uppercut lands for De La Weirdo. That snapped Alela's head back.
De La Weirdo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Alela in his tracks.
An inside leg kick lands from Alela.
De La Weirdo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
De La Weirdo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Alela sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Alela moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
De La Weirdo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alela.
A quick step to the side and Alela tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for Alela. That snapped De La Weirdo's head back.
Alela misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
De La Weirdo digs a good body shot into Alela's ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo moves away from the strike by Alela.
Alela takes a swing at De La Weirdo's ribcage but misses.
Alela is breathing heavily.
De La Weirdo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
De La Weirdo connects with a body shot that sends Alela's belly button to the back.
Alela pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo moves out of range of the strikes.
A lazy body kick from Alela
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Alela takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Alela scores with a one two! De La Weirdo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De La Weirdo avoids the head kick by Alela.
De La Weirdo flicks out a counter leg kick but Alela steps away.
De La Weirdo thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Alela if he has to take too many more of those.
De La Weirdo lands with a nice body punch.
Alela walks into a left hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar De La Weirdo dominated that round.
That's time! Alela's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Alela will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
De La Weirdo throws a big counter head kick but Alela avoids it with no problem.
Alela rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo counters with an outside leg kick.
Alela fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Alela misses its intended target.
De La Weirdo scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a right hook to the body.
Alela misses with a right hand
and De La Weirdo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
De La Weirdo misses with a series of wild punches.
De La Weirdo cracks Alela with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alela loads up on a big right hand but De La Weirdo slips the punch.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses.
De La Weirdo moves out of range of the strikes.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Alela takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
De La Weirdo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
De La Weirdo lands with an uppercut that bounces Alela off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Alela misses with a left hand
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alela takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Alela might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Alela fails with the takedown
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo scores with a hook to the body. Alela takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
De La Weirdo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Alela misses with a jab to the body
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Alela steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from De La Weirdo. That one must have hurt.
Alela drops his hands momentarily and De La Weirdo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Alela misses with a hook
enabling De La Weirdo to counter with a crisp jab.
Alela lands a two punch combo.
De La Weirdo cracks a nice hook into Alela's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alela gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Alela needs to keep his hands up - De La Weirdo had a free shot at his head there.
De La Weirdo connects with a nice looking jab.
Alela is rocked!
Alela gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! De La Weirdo gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Alela is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
A very excited looking Oscar De La Weirdo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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