PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Devon Collins (ranked 591 p4p, 786 weight class) and Chad Billingsly (ranked 22 p4p, 101 weight class). Collins comes into the arena with "Name of the Game" Crystal Method blaring out of the sound system. Chad Billingsly has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Devon Collins's chin.

Collins
vs
Billingsly

194 cm
24
255
11 - 5 - 0

192 cm
35
226
27 - 14 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Devon Collins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chad Billingsly!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Billingsly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Collins sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Collins misses the target.

Billingsly gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Billingsly lands a body shot.
Billingsly tries to stall but Collins uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Billingsly lands a body shot in the clinch.
Billingsly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Billingsly lands a hook to the side of the head.
Collins is breathing heavily.
Billingsly stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Collins can't get the takedown.
Billingsly lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Billingsly lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Billingsly scores with a shot to the side of Collins's head.
Billingsly pushes Collins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Billingsly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Billingsly connects with a right hand. Collins shakes it off.

Collins is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Collins is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Billingsly Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Collins is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Chad Billingsly!
After the big win, Chad Billingsly made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Dick Dolla Douchebag and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.