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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Diddy (ranked 788 p4p, 341 weight class) and Zark Muckerberg (ranked 119 p4p, 47 weight class). Diddy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, lvl99ROIDMAGE. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Diddy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Zark Muckerberg!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muckerberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddy throws a body shot but no joy.
Muckerberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Muckerberg misses.
Muckerberg lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Diddy at a distance.
Diddy throws a big shot that misses.
Muckerberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Diddy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muckerberg.
Diddy throws out a powerful jab.
Muckerberg takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Diddy is looking to clinch.
Muckerberg ducks under a wild hook from Diddy.
Diddy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Muckerberg with a jab.
Diddy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muckerberg manages to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muckerberg blocks a jab.
Muckerberg takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Diddy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diddy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Muckerberg to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A big left from Diddy misses.
Muckerberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddy.
Diddy scores with a hook to the body. Muckerberg takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fight stays on the outside here - Diddy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Diddy swings for the body but Muckerberg moves out of range.
Diddy scores with a body shot.
Muckerberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Diddy throws a hook to the side of Muckerberg's head but Muckerberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddy doesn't manage to clinch there - Muckerberg circles away.
Diddy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diddy fails in his attempt to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Muckerberg misses.
Diddy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muckerberg throws a body punch but Diddy moves out of range.
Muckerberg throws a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Muckerberg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Muckerberg feints a jab promting Diddy to slip. Muckerberg then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Diddy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muckerberg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diddy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muckerberg swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diddy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Muckerberg tries to keep at a distance but Diddy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Diddy misses with a punch on the inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Diddy pushes off an throws an elbow but Muckerberg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Muckerberg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddy's elbow.
Muckerberg tries to throw a body punch but Diddy avoids it by throwing Muckerberg back against the cage.
Diddy works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Diddy got a little sloppy there for a moment and Muckerberg has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Diddy has managed to get both his arms back between Muckerberg's legs - danger averted.
Muckerberg looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Muckerberg looking to hit a scissor sweep but Diddy is one step ahead there.
Muckerberg is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muckerberg is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Diddy defends well.
Muckerberg has a closed guard, preventing Diddy from standing up.
Muckerberg is trying to control the position but Diddy postures up.
Diddy forces his way into half guard.
Muckerberg is looking for a sweep. Diddy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Diddy wants to pass to mount but Muckerberg is defending the position.
Muckerberg wants to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddy with the ground and pound but Muckerberg uses the opportunity to regain guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Muckerberg is looking for a triangle but Diddy pushes his legs off easily.
Muckerberg keeping moving, preventing Diddy from controlling successfully.
Diddy passes Muckerberg's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Muckerberg is looking to improve his position.
Diddy is just content to waste time from the top position. Muckerberg takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Diddy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Muckerberg working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddy slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Joe Diddy will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Muckerberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddy.
Muckerberg lands a jab to Diddy's midsection.
Diddy tries to close the distance and clinch but Muckerberg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice cross by Diddy.
Muckerberg defending well as Diddy loads up on a big left hand.
Muckerberg lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Muckerberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Muckerberg counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Diddy tries to clinch there but Muckerberg circles away.
Diddy throws a shot from downtown. Muckerberg moves away and avoids it.
Diddy lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Muckerberg counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Muckerberg walks into a straight right hand from Diddy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Muckerberg under the eye.
Diddy misses with a wild body shot.
Muckerberg let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Muckerberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddy moves away.
Diddy tries to clinch but Muckerberg is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muckerberg circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muckerberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diddy.
Diddy misses with a body shot
and Muckerberg counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Diddy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddy throws an off balance right hand
and Diddy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muckerberg.
Muckerberg misses with a looping right.
Diddy throwing a counter right hand but Muckerberg manages to avoid it.
Diddy clinches up with Muckerberg and pushes him back against the cage.
Muckerberg misses with a punch to the body.
Muckerberg tries to break the clinch but Diddy is controlling the position.
Diddy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Diddy looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Diddy blocks a body shot from Muckerberg.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddy.
Diddy has a couple of punches blocked by Muckerberg.
Muckerberg blocking some punches.
Muckerberg goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muckerberg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Muckerberg tries to throw a body punch but Diddy avoids it by throwing Muckerberg back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muckerberg blocks a body shot from Diddy.
A head punch on the inside from Diddy fails to land.
Diddy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diddy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Muckerberg doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddy throws a punch but it's blocked by Muckerberg.
Muckerberg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Diddy lands with a light punch inside.
Diddy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muckerberg blocks an uppercut.
Muckerberg lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muckerberg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddy's elbow.
Diddy misses with an elbow strike.
Diddy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Diddy.
It looks like Zark Muckerberg has been cut.
Diddy misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Muckerberg.
Muckerberg is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Diddy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diddy is trying to push Muckerberg away but Muckerberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Muckerberg manages to break the clinch.
Muckerberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muckerberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddy.
Zark Muckerberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Muckerberg throws a hook to the side of Diddy's head but Diddy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddy misses with a body shot
and Muckerberg counters with a stiff right hand.
Diddy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muckerberg throws out the jab.
Muckerberg moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Diddy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muckerberg scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Muckerberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Muckerberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddy slips a jab from Muckerberg.
Muckerberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Diddy.
Diddy tries to clinch up but Muckerberg circles away and keeps his distance.
Diddy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diddy misses the shot to the body.
Diddy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Diddy misses with a body shot.
Diddy throws a jab but it's blocked by Muckerberg.
Muckerberg let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Diddy clinches up with Muckerberg and pushes him back against the cage.
Muckerberg misses with a hook to the ribs.
Diddy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muckerberg backwards.
Muckerberg is trying to break the clinch but Diddy is controlling him.
Good body shot from Muckerberg.
Joe Diddy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Diddy is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Muckerberg gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Diddy working aggressively here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Joe Diddy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zark Muckerberg's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Diddy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muckerberg scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Diddy doesn't seem bothered though.
Diddy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Muckerberg chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddy can pounce on him.
Muckerberg jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muckerberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muckerberg now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Diddy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Diddy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Diddy wants to clinch but Muckerberg slips to the side
and Muckerberg cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Muckerberg fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Diddy takes one to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muckerberg. Diddy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muckerberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diddy clinches up against the cage.
Muckerberg prevents a takedown attempt there.
Diddy misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muckerberg lands with a left to the head.
Diddy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muckerberg throws a series of punches but Diddy moves out of range.
Muckerberg takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Diddy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muckerberg moves away.
Muckerberg swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Good shot there by Diddy.
Diddy misses with an uppercut.
Diddy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Diddy takes a swing at Muckerberg's ribcage but misses.
Muckerberg dips to his left and cracks Diddy with an uppercut!
Diddy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muckerberg.
Diddy is looking to counter punch.
Muckerberg throws a body punch but Diddy moves out of range.
Diddy throws a wild body kick that Muckerberg sees coming a mile off.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Muckerberg! But no joy.
Diddy misses with a right hand
and Muckerberg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muckerberg lands a big right hand that sends Diddy crashing to the mat! Muckerberg stays standing though and waves Diddy back to his feet!
Diddy is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddy gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Muckerberg points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Diddy wakes up just in time to hear Muckerberg thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zark Muckerberg!
During a confident post fight interview, Zark Muckerberg thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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