PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 42 p4p, 5881 weight class) and Clack Clack (ranked 6 p4p, 245 weight class). Kreischer comes to the ring accompanied by Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. Herbert Kreischer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Clack Clack's chin.

Kreischer
vs
Clack

186 cm
31
245
31 - 12 - 0

197 cm
23
270
5 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Clack Clack!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clack on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kreischer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A slow jab from Kreischer misses its intended target.
Clack jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kreischer misses with a straight right.
Clack throws out a counter right but Kreischer avoids it with no problem.

Kreischer moves into the clinch.
Clack misses with a punch on the inside.
I was talking to Kreischer's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Kreischer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kreischer throws a head punch that misses.
Kreischer blocking some punches.
Kreischer tries to land a knee to the head but Clack blocks with his arms.
Kreischer tries to land knees in the clinch but Clack avoids the damage to the body.
A short left from Kreischer.

It looks like Clack Clack has been cut.
Kreischer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kreischer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Clack misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clack working aggressively here.
Kreischer misses with a knee strike.
Clack takes a knee right on the jaw!
Clack scores with a shot to the side of Kreischer's head.
Kreischer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Clacks head.
Clack lands with a light punch inside.
Clack lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Clack has a couple of punches blocked by Kreischer.
Clack working aggressively here.
Clack working aggressively here.
Clack tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Clack misses with some punches.
Kreischer can't find room to land a body shot as Clack controls the action.
Kreischer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kreischer misses with a punch to the body.
Kreischer misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Clack fails to land.
Clack is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kreischer blocks an uppercut.
Clack misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kreischer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kreischer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Clack misses with the head strike.
Clack misses with some punches.
Kreischer scores with a shot to the side of Clack's head.
Knees to the body from Kreischer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Clack tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kreischer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Clack looks winded!
Kreischer prevents Clack from breaking the clinch.
Kreischer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Clack.
Clack throws a punch but it's blocked by Kreischer.
Clack wants to break free but Kreischer has control.
Kreischer lands with a short shot to the head.
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Kreischer presses Clack against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kreischer is controlling Clack's neck. Kreischer unleashes a big knee up the middle! And another! Clack goes down! Can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6... he's not going to make it! 9,10. It's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer retains his heavyweight title!
Herbert Kreischer thanked the fans post fight for their support.