PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 2179 p4p, 5984 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 229 p4p, 490 weight class). Oscar De La Weirdo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

De La Weirdo
vs
Chan

181 cm
34
158
16 - 9 - 0

173 cm
31
166
15 - 27 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 27 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chan looks to score with a jab to the body but De La Weirdo is just out of range.
De La Weirdo throws a front kick that sends Chan stumbling back into the cage.
Chan has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Chan tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but De La Weirdo swivels and escapes.
De La Weirdo throws a counter high kick but Chan was just alert enough to avoid it.
De La Weirdo jabs Chan right on the nose. Chan blinks but takes it well.
Chan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
De La Weirdo lands a body shot.
Chan throws a wild body kick that De La Weirdo sees coming a mile off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
De La Weirdo lands a head kick!
Jackie Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chan comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Chan at a distance.
De La Weirdo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Chan has his takedown stuffed
and Chan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Chan is rocked!
Chan tries to clinch up.
Chan seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. De La Weirdo shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Chan is backing up but De La Weirdo catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Chan covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! De La Weirdo Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.