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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giant Benandonner (ranked 224 p4p, 177 weight class) and Randal Clappertron (ranked 14 p4p, 11 weight class). Giant Benandonner has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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203 cm 29 286 20 - 8 - 0 |
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225 cm 27 275 14 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Giant Benandonner! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randal Clappertron! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Clappertron scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Benandonner connects with a high kick.
 It looks like Randal Clappertron has been cut. Benandonner misses with a straight left. Clappertron was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind. Clappertron walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. A slow jab from Benandonner misses its intended target. A jab from Clappertron misses. It looked like Benandonner wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Benandonner swings for the body but Clappertron moves out of range.
Clappertron follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land. Benandonner bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. A slow jab from Clappertron misses its intended target. Benandonner looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Clappertron scores with a sloppy right hand. Benandonner should have avoided that one. Benandonner is looking to clinch but Clappertron is avoiding it.
Benandonner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Clappertron. Clappertron obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action! Clappertron throws an overhand right that lands on Benandonner's shoulder, as Benandonner tries to avoid the shot. A counter left hand to the body from Benandonner misses its target. Clappertron displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Benandonner throws out the jab. Clappertron misses with a straight left. A jab from Clappertron finds it's way through Benandonner's defenses. Clappertron misses the shot to the body. Clappertron has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Jab by Clappertron.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Clappertron moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Clappertron fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Benandonner checks it well. Clappertron avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Clappertron scores with a one two! Benandonner had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
 It looks like Giant Benandonner has been cut. Clappertron throws a push kick but Benandonner slaps the foot to one side. Benandonner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Benandonner throws a nice inside leg kick.
Benandonner drives through and clinches with Clappertron against the cage.
Clappertron breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Benandonner misses the shot to the body. Benandonner lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Benandonner. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Clappertron lands with an overhand left.
Clappertron lands a big right hand that sends Benandonner crashing to the mat! Clappertron stays standing though and waves Benandonner back to his feet!
 Benandonner is rocked! Clappertron darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Benandonner's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Clappertron before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randal Clappertron! A relieved looking Randal Clappertron thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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