PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Enzo DiMaggio (ranked 193 p4p, 358 weight class) and Semi Veainu (ranked 15 p4p, 25 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Semi Veainu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

DiMaggio
vs
Veainu

220 cm
27
300
7 - 7 - 0

178 cm
27
285
13 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Enzo DiMaggio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Semi Veainu!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

DiMaggio clinches with his opponent.
Veainu has a couple of punches blocked by DiMaggio.
A quick uppercut on the inside from DiMaggio.
Veainu tries to work over DiMaggio's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short right from DiMaggio.
DiMaggio swings wildly with an uppercut but Veainu uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from DiMaggio fails to land.
Veainu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
DiMaggio makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Veainu's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DiMaggio.
Veainu tries to pull guard but DiMaggio won't allow it.
Veainu lands a shoulder strike.
DiMaggio looking to slow down the pace here.
Veainu lands a body punch in the clinch.
DiMaggio working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short uppercut from Veainu.
Veainu looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Veainu tries to pull guard but DiMaggio won't allow it.
DiMaggio lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Veainu backwards.
Veainu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DiMaggio stalls.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Veainu.
A right handed body shot lands from Veainu.
DiMaggio lands an elbow that stopped Veainu in his tracks for a moment.

Veainu jumps guard.
DiMaggio definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Veainu is looking for a triangle but DiMaggio pushes his legs off easily.

Veainu is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. DiMaggio is aware though and is defending well.

Veainu is looking to cinch up a triangle. DiMaggio throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Veainu's body to avoid the submission. Veainu has instead reached around DiMaggio's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Veainu arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Semi Veainu!
Semi Veainu is the new super heavyweight champion!