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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crazy Legs (ranked 1512 p4p, 1474 weight class) and Puncher Face (ranked 98 p4p, 164 weight class). Legs's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Walk - Pantera. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crazy Legs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Puncher Face!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legs connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Face scores with a nice strike.
A punch combination from Face misses.
It looked like Legs was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Face.
Face swings away with a body shot that misses
and Legs counters with a straight right hand.
Legs misses with a hook.
Legs has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
It looks like Crazy Legs has been cut.
Face throws a body punch but Legs moves out of range.
Face takes a swing at Legs's ribcage but misses.
Legs misses with a body kick.
Face misses with a looping right.
Legs moves out of range of the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Legs on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Face swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Face gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Face has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Face shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Legs eats them both and turns towards Face to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Legs scores with a jab.
Nice jab there from Face.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Legs was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
Face takes a swing at Legs's ribcage but misses.
Sloppy strikes from Face. Those never looked like landing.
Legs lands a leg kick that knocks Face off balance momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face moves out of range as Legs throws a body kick.
Legs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Face.
Face misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Legs.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Face.
A big right from Legs misses.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Legs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Legs lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Face throws a one two combo.
Legs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Legs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Face was well out of range. Poor timing from Legs.
Face avoids the body shot from Legs.
Face looks to land a right hand but Legs moved out of range.
Face fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Legs manages to avoid it.
Face lands with a nice body punch.
Face moves out of range of the strikes.
Face just misses with a punch to the body.
Face scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left lands for Face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Legs moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Face throws a shot from downtown. Legs moves away and avoids it.
Legs throws an overhand right that lands on Face's shoulder, as Face tries to avoid the shot.
Legs misses with a wild body shot.
Face misses with a wild body shot.
Face lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Legs lets loose with a powerful body kick. Face will feel that in the morning.
Legs throws a hook but Face avoids it easily.
Face takes a swing at Legs's ribcage but misses.
Face misses with a straight left.
Legs takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Face throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Face misses with a looping left.
Legs throws a body kick that misses.
Legs thuds his right hand into Face's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Legs missing with a left hand there. Face was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Danga de danga de dang - Face scores with a four punch combination!
Legs takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Face.
Face throws a shot from downtown. Legs moves away and avoids it.
Legs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Legs throws a half hearted mid kick.
Face shoots and misses
and Legs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Legs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Legs cracks Face with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice defenses there by Legs.
Legs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Face throws a big shot that misses.
Face defending well as Legs loads up on a big left hand.
Legs takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Face misses with a hook.
Legs was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Face slips a jab from Legs.
Legs slips a jab and a cross from Face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Legs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Legs paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face throws a right hand that Legs ducks under and follows up with a left that Legs also avoids with ease.
Legs throws a wild body kick that Face sees coming a mile off.
Face slips a straight right by Legs.
Face cracks Legs with a good jab.
Legs avoids the body shot from Face.
Legs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Legs is looking to counter punch.
Legs throws a half hearted mid kick.
Legs tries to clinch up but Face circles away and keeps his distance.
Face rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Legs counters with a body kick that stops Face in his tracks momentarily.
Face throws a jab but it's blocked by Legs.
Face with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Face throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Legs.
We've been told by Legs's head coaches at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Some wild striking there from Face.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Legs. Face does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice straight punches there by Face. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Face.
Face walks into a straight right hand from Legs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Puncher Face dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Crazy Legs's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Face looks to throw the jab but Legs is out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Legs might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Face looks to score with a jab to the body but Legs is just out of range.
Legs throwing a counter right hand but Face manages to avoid it.
Face waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Legs.
Legs scores with a nice head shot.
Legs on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Face looks to throw the jab but Legs is out of range.
Face misses with a double jab.
Legs with the inside leg kick.
Face lands with a nice combination. Legs backs away looking to recover.
Legs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Face pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Face with a nice cross.
Face with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Face tries to bum rush Legs with a series of wild strikes but Legs uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Legs has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Legs avoids the body shot from Face.
Legs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Legs scores with a spinning back kick!
Legs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Legs lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Legs.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Face looks to throw the jab but Legs is out of range.
Legs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Legs wants to land a leg kick but Face is out of range.
A jab from Legs does it's job there.
Face cracks a nice hook into Legs's ribs.
Face walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Legs takes a jab right on the kisser.
Legs throws a hook but Face avoids it easily.
Legs moves out of range as Face strikes.
Legs slips a jab and a cross from Face.
Legs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Legs slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Legs. That snapped Face's head back.
Face takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Face misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Legs lands a nice looking body shot.
Legs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Face manages to avoid it.
Face swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Face steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Legs. That one must have hurt.
Legs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Face throws a right hand that Legs ducks under and follows up with a left that Legs also avoids with ease.
Face throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Legs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Face.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Face tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Face throws a right hand that misses
and Face takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Face works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Face throws a lazy right hand but Legs sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Legs half committed to a counter leg kick.
Face punishes Legs's body with a nice straight punch.
Legs with a hook.
No joy there for Face, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Legs misses with a looping right.
Face ducks under a wild hook from Legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face misses with a body shot.
Face looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Face misses the shot to the body.
Face keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Face looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A telegraphed right hand from Legs misses the target.
Legs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Face throws a hook but Legs blocks it.
Face punishes Legs's body with a nice straight punch.
Face throws a hook to the side of Legs's head but Legs sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Legs misses with a looping right.
Legs staying out of range there.
Puncher Face seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Legs's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Legs duly obliges.
Legs misses with an attempted mid kick.
Face misses the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Face. Legs does a little dance to reset his feet.
Face looks to throw the jab but Legs is out of range.
Face avoids the body shot from Legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Legs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Legs punishes Face's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Face has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Legs scoring well with a low kick there.
Face thows a left - swing and a miss!
Face avoids a kick to the body.
Face swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Face tries to bum rush Legs with a series of wild strikes but Legs uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Legs swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Legs throws a wild body kick that Face sees coming a mile off.
Face throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Face swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Face's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Face duly obliges.
Face displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Legs throws out the jab.
Legs throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Legs tries to land a front kick but Face steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Face's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Legs showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Face.
A little feinted left hand from Legs on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Face swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Puncher Face will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Crazy Legs's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Legs misses with a straight right.
Face loads up on a big right hand but Legs slips the punch.
Face ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Legs moves away.
A counter left hand to the body from Legs misses its target.
Legs misses with a body kick.
Legs scores with a leg kick.
Face avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Legs throws a jab when Face was well out of range.
Face showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Legs.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Legs was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
Legs tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Face manages to circle out of the way.
Face lands with a cross.
Face misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Face.
Face blocks a jab.
Legs avoids the body shot from Face.
A slow jab from Legs misses its intended target.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Face throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Legs looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Face takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face throws a body punch but Legs moves out of range.
Legs throws a predictable looking body shot
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Legs lands a glancing blow to the side of Face's head.
Face misses with a left hand
enabling Legs to counter with a crisp jab.
A jab from Legs misses.
Legs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Face lands a really nice looking cross but Legs seems unphased.
Face lands with a right hand.
A head kick misses from Legs.
Legs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Legs scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Legs ducks under a wild hook from Face.
Face with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Legs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Legs looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Legs closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Face misses with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs moves out of range of the strikes.
Face thuds a left hand into Legs's body.
A swing and a miss from Face.
Legs lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Face jabs at Legs's body.
Face looks to throw the jab but Legs is out of range.
A jab from Legs misses.
A swing and a miss from Face.
Face connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Face is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Legs.
Nice jab there from Face.
Face throws a hook to the side of Legs's head but Legs sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Legs throws a body kick that misses.
Face swings for the body but Legs moves out of range.
Face swings for the body but Legs moves out of range.
Legs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Legs swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Legs avoids the body shot from Face.
Legs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Face throws a body punch but Legs moves out of range.
Legs takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Face throws out a loose jab but Legs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Face takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Face throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Legs.
Legs avoids the body shot from Face.
It looked like Legs was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Face.
Legs slips under a jab from Face.
Legs throws a push kick but Face slaps the foot to one side.
Face stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Face on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Legs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Face doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Legs scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Legs throws a jab when Face was well out of range.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Legs was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
A big right from Face misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legs cracks a nice hook into Face's ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Legs walks into a left hand.
Face misses with a hook. Legs ducked under it nicely.
Face throws a jab but it's blocked by Legs.
Legs throws a sloppy body shot
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Face catches Legs with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Legs misses with a body shot.
Face fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Legs manages to avoid it.
Face looks to score with a jab to the body but Legs is just out of range.
Legs was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Face scores with a body shot.
Legs just misses with a punch to the body.
Face is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Legs has managed to clinch.
Face blocking some punches.
Legs tries a body shot but Face blocks it.
Crazy Legs has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Puncher Face is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Legs lands a hook that snaps the head of Face backwards.
And that's the end of the fight!
Puncher Face comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Face winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Puncher Face!
Puncher Face decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Crazy Legs had this to say: 'I got paid, I win'.
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