PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wesley Clark (ranked 2503 p4p, 1964 weight class) and Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 245 p4p, 192 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Clark
vs
De La Weirdo

183 cm
40
168
26 - 27 - 0

181 cm
34
158
18 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wesley Clark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Clark misses.
Clark moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDe La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo walks into a stiff left hand from Clark.
De La Weirdo jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Clark lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Oscar De La Weirdo has been cut.

Clark looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for De La Weirdo!

De La Weirdo throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Clark doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Clark misses with a telegraphed body shot
and De La Weirdo counters with a right hand to the body.
Clark swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clark throws a body punch but De La Weirdo moves out of range.
Clark misses with a double jab
and De La Weirdo counters with a one-two to the body.

De La Weirdo gets tackled into the cage by Clark. Clark maintains the clinch.
De La Weirdo can't find room to land a body shot as Clark controls the action.
Stalling in the clinch from De La Weirdo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A right hand to the body from De La Weirdo.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Clark letting De La Weirdo take a breather here.
De La Weirdo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
De La Weirdo has Clark pressed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Oscar De La Weirdo.
Clark tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De La Weirdo was well out of range. Poor timing from Clark.
Clark uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Clark throws an uppercut from half a mile away. De La Weirdo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Clark.
De La Weirdo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Clark's hands.
A punch combination from Clark misses.
Wesley Clark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clark fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De La Weirdo manages to avoid it.
A low kick from Clark is predictable there
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clark misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
De La Weirdo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clark thows a left - swing and a miss!
Clark slips a jab from De La Weirdo.
Clark throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
De La Weirdo missing with a left hand there. Clark was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Clark wants to land a leg kick but De La Weirdo is out of range.
De La Weirdo scores with a spinning back kick!
De La Weirdo throws a big shot that misses.
Clark tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fighters circling - Clark throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
De La Weirdo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
De La Weirdo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
De La Weirdo connects with a crisp jab.
De La Weirdo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A little jabbing left from De La Weirdo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
De La Weirdo lands a high kick!

Clark is rocked!
De La Weirdo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Oh Clark is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
De La Weirdo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clark throws a right hand that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A lazy left from De La Weirdo finds it's target.
De La Weirdo throws a monster overhand right that drops Clark! De La Weirdo follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
A relieved looking Oscar De La Weirdo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.